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A thread deticated to the worst possible movie ideas! Discuss them, propose them... whatever!!!


This one speaks for itself. I don't feel like typing out the name again. (Art by me. Don't make money off of it or claim it as your own!)


His handicap made him worthless. His son hated him. His accomplishment made him a hero!

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That second one is very politically incorrect... And Mel Blanc is dead for more than 15 years...

A terrible movie idea is this porn movie I thought, in which a horny cheeleader accidently gets back in time for some reason, and she's on King Arthur's castle. So, in order to prove to Arthur that she's from the future, she must have wiold sex with all the knights of the round table. It's called Cumalot.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
That second one is very politically incorrect... And Mel Blanc is dead for more than 15 years...

A terrible movie idea is this porn movie I thought, in which a horny cheeleader accidently gets back in time for some reason, and she's on King Arthur's castle. So, in order to prove to Arthur that she's from the future, she must have wiold sex with all the knights of the round table. It's called Cumalot.


I think I saw that!
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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Originally posted by: TheSessler
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
That second one is very politically incorrect... And Mel Blanc is dead for more than 15 years...

A terrible movie idea is this porn movie I thought, in which a horny cheeleader accidently gets back in time for some reason, and she's on King Arthur's castle. So, in order to prove to Arthur that she's from the future, she must have wiold sex with all the knights of the round table. It's called Cumalot.


I think I saw that!


Whaat? They actually filmed my movie, "Cumalot"? I want my share of the profits!
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
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Originally posted by: TheSessler
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
That second one is very politically incorrect... And Mel Blanc is dead for more than 15 years...

A terrible movie idea is this porn movie I thought, in which a horny cheeleader accidently gets back in time for some reason, and she's on King Arthur's castle. So, in order to prove to Arthur that she's from the future, she must have wiold sex with all the knights of the round table. It's called Cumalot.


I think I saw that!


Whaat? They actually filmed my movie, "Cumalot"? I want my share of the profits!


Maybe you actually did see it and were dreaming that you were watching it again.
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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No, I wrote it. Here's part of the script:

ARTHUR: Milady, one must not belive thou art from such future times! There is only one act that can proof such foolish claim!

MRS. SUCKITALL: Oh, really... And what is that, Artie..?

ARTHUR: Thou shalt make the act of LOVE with every knight here, on top of this very round table, which was built for such ocasions. If succeessful in such act, we will belive such claims. Lancelot, my brave knight!

LANCELOT: Yes my lord.

ARTHUR: Make love to that woman. Here. Thou shalt use these handcuffs and these latex condoms.

LANCELOT: Oh yes, my liege.

ARTHUR: Now go, and may God help you in thou quest.

(70s porn music on the background)
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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You should have that copyrighted, now.
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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I don't have to. Porn is the only kind of movie even a complete idiot could film, and do a good film.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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In the 80s I once caught part of a porno which parodied 'The Road Warrior'- it was called 'The Load Warrior'! LOL. I don't watch much porn, but man I love those porn titles!!!
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*sigh*

I see that I have eight replies and come here... and find Sessler and Ric discussing bad porn movies...

*Shoots self in left foot with a stolen WarbSP*

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That second one is very politically incorrect... And Mel Blanc is dead for more than 15 years...


Of course it's pollitically incorrect! That's why I did it! And I'm aware Mel Blanc's been dead...

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I don't have to. Porn is the only kind of movie even a complete idiot could film, and do a good film.


Does that include George Lucas?
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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Naiz German?

Like Nazi Germany?
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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Yeah. I didn't realize the typo until after I'd put it up on image shack.

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Chaltab, you're giving GL ideas. Stop it now!

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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I have an idea, its such a terrible idea, I dare not even reveal it...
Get this:
"SPRINGTIME FOR HITLER, A Gay Romp with Adolph and Eva in Berchtesgarten."
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Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabris, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

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Amen to that. I think that sums it all so brilliantly, there's not even a need for we to go on with this thread.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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for those who are more into political pron....

Weapons of Ass Destruction


it is a real film too...
"Never. I'll never turn to the darkside. You've failed your highness. I am a jedi, like my father before me."
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I should have known this would devolve into a porn thread. *sighs again*

Here's something for you to laugh at and maybe druel over... Yeesh.

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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab

*Shoots self in left foot with a stolen WarbSP*



So that's what happened to my gun! How dare you steal my gun! And it is not "a stolen WarbSP" its "The stolen WarbSP(tm)" there is only one! And I am the only one allowed to use it!! You'll pay for this!!!

*takes the WarbSP(tm) back, beats Chaltab in the head with the butt end of the gun(repeatedly), and then shoots Chaltab in the right foot*

atleast your feet match now!



Another bad movie idea: Star Trek V
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A bad movie idea is that old, cliched movie about a substitute/young teacher who goes teaching at this class filled with misfits and bullies who think they'll never succed, and he introduces this alternative polemic way of teaching, and the students slowly love him/her, and at the end they all graduate. There are at least 10 movies like that...
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Some of those movies are good
"To Sir with love" for example.