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To satisfy Duracell’s request, I’ve made this thread for you guys to make Christmas threats against me, other Jews, or anyone else that doesn’t fall into the first two categories.
The New Christmas Threat Thread
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You’re gonna find a reindeer head in your bed Christmas morning, Frink.
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Joke’s on you, I don’t celebrate Christmas, so I don’t have a Christmas bed.
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I see. You’re a non-practicing Jew, just not non-practicing in the sense usually associated with that term.
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Warbler, please delete this thread.
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I see. You’re a non-practicing Jew, just not non-practicing in the sense usually associated with that term.
I don’t have much practice at being a Jew, no.
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Warbler, please delete this thread.
That’s not how Warbler works!
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Guys, stop posting in this thread. Seriously, knock it off.
FUCKING STOP.
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“Stop fucking, I will not. Heeheehee.”
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That’s a threat but not Christmas-related.
HALF-REPORTED
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Dear Mrs. Claus,
I’ve been sleeping with your husband. I have a video and I’ll upload it to the web unless you send me all the gifts in your warehouse. Don’t make me ruin Christmas.
XOXOXO
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Mr. & Mrs. Claus celebrate what are known as “open” holidays, so that won’t wash.
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You all are reported for ruining any childhood memories I would have had if I wasn’t a Jew.
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Yes, we all know the very, very Christian story of Santa Claus. I think we hear it in Revelations.