The Lucas Paranoia Thread (Was: Did George Lucas use his millions of dollars to put mind-controlling microchips in your TVs, BD and DVD players, and satellite boxes???)

I'm pretty sure he is watching everything we do.  I mean, think about it!  He made incredible movies, then has repeatedly made efforts to screw them up...and people still like them!!!  It's clearly because he is controlling our brains via the colored patterns transmitted through the screens to our eyes.  Subliminal messages tell us to purchase more Star Wars products even though they are of inferior quality!  This explains why he's messed with the colors of the films...it matches his brain-manipulation.  He's simply toying with us, and in the next decade, after gaining control of the White House (probably prior to his coup against the UN General Secretary), he will release Star Wars in a holographic format, only they will simply be flashing colored lights!!!  But the masses will be so brainwashed by this point that they will surrender their wallets and their lives to join the Lucas Royal Guards.  This site is our last bastion of hope!!!

"So this is how freedom dies...with thunderous applause."

OH NO!  I QUOTED THE PT!! IT'S HAPPENING TO ME!!!  PRETEND I DIDN'T SAY THAT!!!!!!

Sorry folks for the generally frivolous post...I don't know what came over me.

nightstalkerpoet said:

The amusing thing here is that the title of this is actually partially true. The BluRay set includes the THX Optimizer, which (in the future) will communicate with THX Optimized TVs, Players, and Recievers to alter your home viewing experience to exactly what George intends it to be...

 And down the rabbit-hole we go...

timdiggerm said:

Don't you mean generally frievious post?

Oh, did my wording bear a resemblance there?  Gee, I didn't realize someone might misconstrue my typing for a play on some other word  ;)

Puggo - Jar Jar's Yoda said:

nightstalkerpoet said:

The BluRay set includes the THX Optimizer, which (in the future) will communicate with THX Optimized TVs, Players, and Recievers to alter your home viewing experience to exactly what George intends it to be...

I wonder if future versions will seek out copies of Harmy's version on your hard drive and delete them.  Or worse yet, change them.

Can't sleep, George will eat me.

I just threw out all my electronics.  Thank you for the tip, _ender!

246 days till Halloween,

Silver Shamrock!

Akwat Kbrana said:

Then...how are you...?

Eh, never mind.

timdiggerm said:

TV's Frink said:

I just threw out all my electronics.  Thank you for the tip, _ender!

THEN WHO WAS COMPUTER?

Are you guys feeling okay?  Obviously I'm not really posting and you are just hallucinating.

Darth Mallwalker wrote: George was a truckster the whole time ?

Tis true, is he not, The George of the faux wooden dialog paneling?