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The Drunk Thread (was: The Durnk Thread)

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MUST READ RULES BEFORE POSTING! Rule breakagings will be dealt with accordinglying.

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This is a thread for drunk basterds. The rules are simple. Post if your drunk. If you're not drunk but you feel compelled to post, a picture of a drunk person is required to start your post.

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Hai, I'm drunk. Tequila and apple drink. It's 5:45 PM on a Wednesday. It's Weds right?

Here is a picture of me drunk at a costume party years ago. I dressed up as "Big Baby Jesus". Peeps in photes are Scientologists, respek.

Pretty sure it was Bailey's in the bottle, but could have been Guiness. 

(PS. I think my internet is drunk two.)

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Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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There's a devil waiting outside my door. It's bucking and braying and pawing at the floor. He's howling with pain and crawling up the walls. He's weak with evil and broken by the world. He's shouting my name and asking for more. 

And he's old and he's stupid and he's hungry and he's sore and he's lame and he's blind and he's dirty and he's poor. Give him more give him more give him more give him more give him more give him more give him more give him more.

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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DuracellEnergizer said:

^Sounds like the Christian Satan -- weaker than watered-down piss though everyone thinks otherwise.

Were you drunk when you posted this?

Shit, I'm not drunk now.

Infractions for both.

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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Amen brother/sister/etc.

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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Dumb thread is dumb. Note to self: don't start threads while durnk.

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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I've had a few, so I think I can post here.... I haven't had enough... :(


… And they had ‘The Empire Strikes Back’, the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn’t he! “Children, count up to ten.” “Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten”. No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One… Two and three have not been made." “Two and three have not been made! What should they be?” “What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk… who needs a punch up the bracket!” - Eddie Izzard, “Circle”, 2000

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All I've got for this thread is that it's 4am and I've def had enough. Disappointment, or relevant bump? You decide.

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So Frink is out then?


… And they had ‘The Empire Strikes Back’, the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn’t he! “Children, count up to ten.” “Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten”. No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One… Two and three have not been made." “Two and three have not been made! What should they be?” “What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk… who needs a punch up the bracket!” - Eddie Izzard, “Circle”, 2000

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Martha Longhurst says :

Oh sup up and shut up! There's enough skrikin' in this bug 'utch to last me from Weatherfield Viaduct to Wit Week Walk.

When the student is ready, the Master speaks?

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Weather hot and clammy, me tipsy.


… And they had ‘The Empire Strikes Back’, the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn’t he! “Children, count up to ten.” “Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten”. No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One… Two and three have not been made." “Two and three have not been made! What should they be?” “What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk… who needs a punch up the bracket!” - Eddie Izzard, “Circle”, 2000

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should've posted here last night.

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I don't like getting drunk, really.

But maybe I'll make myself a caesar tonight.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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The cocktail. It's basically only a Canadian thing, and it's Calgary's claim to fame in the bar scene; it's similar to a Bloody Mary, but much less thick and differently flavoured. Probably my favourite drink.

Though I'd take a salad. Also, thanks for reminding me. I'll pour it for my pizza.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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