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The Dream of the Giant Fractal Woodlouse. — Page 4

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HansiG said:

Lord Haseo said:

HansiG said:

Ugh. Probably the worst dream you can have:

Waking up, doing your morning routine (hygiene, breakfast, getting dresses), heading out to work, working for like 6 hours and then waking up and realizing it was all a dream. But you’re tired anyway as if you actually worked for 6 hours and you have got the entire 8 hour long shift ahead of you.

FFS I hate my brain.

That ain’t shit. The worst dreams are almost sex dreams.

Sex dreams are the best dreams

Until you wake up

and plus I said

Lord Haseo said:
That ain’t shit. The worst dreams are almost sex dreams.

as in you’re just about to get some ass and then you wake up. Last time it happened to me I was a quarter second into squeezing a titty then I got too excited and woke up.

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Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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Lord Haseo said:

HansiG said:

Lord Haseo said:

HansiG said:

Ugh. Probably the worst dream you can have:

Waking up, doing your morning routine (hygiene, breakfast, getting dresses), heading out to work, working for like 6 hours and then waking up and realizing it was all a dream. But you’re tired anyway as if you actually worked for 6 hours and you have got the entire 8 hour long shift ahead of you.

FFS I hate my brain.

That ain’t shit. The worst dreams are almost sex dreams.

Sex dreams are the best dreams

Until you wake up

and plus I said

Lord Haseo said:
That ain’t shit. The worst dreams are almost sex dreams.

as in you’re just about to get some ass and then you wake up. Last time it happened to me I was a quarter second into squeezing a titty then I got too excited and woke up.

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I love Thomas Dolby.

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I had a dream last night that a ladybug the size of a large beetle – with one spot on its shell – got trapped in a black widow’s web. I was trying to figure out a way to free the ladybug without getting bit by the spider when the dream realigned and started focusing on something else.

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Lord Haseo said:

HansiG said:

Lord Haseo said:

HansiG said:

Ugh. Probably the worst dream you can have:

Waking up, doing your morning routine (hygiene, breakfast, getting dresses), heading out to work, working for like 6 hours and then waking up and realizing it was all a dream. But you’re tired anyway as if you actually worked for 6 hours and you have got the entire 8 hour long shift ahead of you.

FFS I hate my brain.

That ain’t shit. The worst dreams are almost sex dreams.

Sex dreams are the best dreams

Until you wake up

and plus I said

Lord Haseo said:
That ain’t shit. The worst dreams are almost sex dreams.

as in you’re just about to get some ass and then you wake up. Last time it happened to me I was a quarter second into squeezing a titty then I got too excited and woke up.

But I’m sure there’s no women here because they aren’t into Star Wars.

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TV’s Frink said:

Lord Haseo said:

HansiG said:

Lord Haseo said:

HansiG said:

Ugh. Probably the worst dream you can have:

Waking up, doing your morning routine (hygiene, breakfast, getting dresses), heading out to work, working for like 6 hours and then waking up and realizing it was all a dream. But you’re tired anyway as if you actually worked for 6 hours and you have got the entire 8 hour long shift ahead of you.

FFS I hate my brain.

That ain’t shit. The worst dreams are almost sex dreams.

Sex dreams are the best dreams

Until you wake up

and plus I said

Lord Haseo said:
That ain’t shit. The worst dreams are almost sex dreams.

as in you’re just about to get some ass and then you wake up. Last time it happened to me I was a quarter second into squeezing a titty then I got too excited and woke up.

But I’m sure there’s no women here because they aren’t into Star Wars.

Ha!

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TV’s Frink said:

Lord Haseo said:

HansiG said:

Lord Haseo said:

HansiG said:

Ugh. Probably the worst dream you can have:

Waking up, doing your morning routine (hygiene, breakfast, getting dresses), heading out to work, working for like 6 hours and then waking up and realizing it was all a dream. But you’re tired anyway as if you actually worked for 6 hours and you have got the entire 8 hour long shift ahead of you.

FFS I hate my brain.

That ain’t shit. The worst dreams are almost sex dreams.

Sex dreams are the best dreams

Until you wake up

and plus I said

Lord Haseo said:
That ain’t shit. The worst dreams are almost sex dreams.

as in you’re just about to get some ass and then you wake up. Last time it happened to me I was a quarter second into squeezing a titty then I got too excited and woke up.

But I’m sure there’s no women here because they aren’t into Star Wars.

I really don’t want women who are uptight here anyway. I would hope that women who wouldn’t see anything resembling expressing one’s sexuality as being crude, juvenile or disgusting would join our ranks so that people could loosen up a bit. Jesus Christ we’re not in the presence of our Grandmothers on this site.

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Because men never get prudish or uptight on here but women almost certainly would? Yeah… have I been eating cheese again?🎅

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Bingowings said:

Because men never get prudish or uptight on here but women almost certainly would? Yeah… have I been eating cheese again?🎅

I think you need to read the post again…

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What I’m saying is if more women were to come here I wouldn’t want them to be uptight like Frink…who is a guy.

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I’m guessing most women would prefer “uptight” to creepy and juvenile.

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Yes, because talking about something as rudimentary as squeezing a boob (in a dream might I’ll remind you) is creepy…Okay buddy. You’re acting as if I’m talking about bukakkes or something.

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Also the word “juvenile” should never come out of your mouth.

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GET THAT ASS GET SOME TITTY YEAH BABY

Nothing creepy or juvenile there. I bet the women will be overwhelming this site any minute now. Most of them probably also agree that Grandma Chainsaw Abortion is the best band.

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GET THAT ASS GET SOME DICK YEAH BOIIIII

Yeah we would surely all leave immediately if a woman posted that here

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You perhaps; but not me. I accept other people expressing themselves. I wouldn’t even mind if some of our gay or bi members expressed themselves too.

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HansiG said:

GET THAT ASS GET SOME DICK YEAH BOIIIII

Yeah we would surely all leave immediately if a woman posted that here

This might be the dumbest thing you’ve ever posted.

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Lord Haseo said:

You perhaps; but not me. I accept other people expressing themselves.

Ha-ha, if “getting ass and titties” is expressing yourself, I have to express my belief that you are still in high school.

I apologize to the high school dudes here that I just offended.

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TV’s Frink said:

HansiG said:

GET THAT ASS GET SOME DICK YEAH BOIIIII

Yeah we would surely all leave immediately if a woman posted that here

This might be the dumbest thing you’ve ever posted.

You posted it first

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TV’s Frink said:

Lord Haseo said:

You perhaps; but not me. I accept other people expressing themselves.

Ha-ha, if “getting ass and titties” is expressing yourself, I have to express my belief that you are still in high school.

I apologize to the high school dudes here that I just offended.

That’s not really even what I said. That’s just the exaggerated version that you posted. Fuck off

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Also it doesn’t matter how tame a sexual reference could be because you always have something condescending to say in response. So any form of talking about sex makes someone likely to be in high school to you.

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The candy colored sandman really should bring soap.