Plot Summary: Jar-Jar crash lands on a remote moon. As he wakes up, the Gungan realizes that defeat is inevitable. As he searches the system for life, he finds out that all life on the 2nd Dead moon of Antar died 800 years ago. A hyperspace collision had sent radioactive substances that block out the energy from the sun to the surface. Jar-Jar is able to find a working transmitter and accidentally uses it to let the Separatists invade the moon without resistance. The Republic tries to stop the inevitable, and Anakin orders clone troopers to shoot down a fleeing Separatist ship, unaware that Jar-Jar is inside as a prisoner. Jar-Jar dies as Anakin realizes his mistake too late to save the Gungan.
My Episode I re-write.
My Episode II re-write.
Dreams of a Randy Git-Fiend
Tribune Entertainment + Kevin Sorbo + Bob Engels = 1 Unholy Trinity
I prefer, IAPWTWWHBSBY to FTFY or WYSHS. Good luck guessing what that means.