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The Anti-Necropost Thread

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Well, we all had a little chuckle at my expense in The Necropost Thread.  But since that thread has finally died out, it's time to have a thread that is loosely its opposite.

This will be my one and only post in this thread.  You guys can say anything you want and I will not respond.

Cross my heart, hope to frink.

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As my first act as official Imagination Princess, I imagine this thread dying a sad, lonely death.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Wait, so Frink won't derail this thread?  Holy carp, do the rest of you realize how valuable this is?!?!?

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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DRAW TWO

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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nuts!  *draws two* My turn gets skipped, right?

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Frink is going mental lately, is it PMS?

You can never go home again, but i guess you can shop there.

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Back in the '60s he was part of the peace movement at Berkeley. I think he did a little too much LDS.

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Admiral! there be whales here!

You can never go home again, but i guess you can shop there.

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NOOOO!  YOU'RE WASTING IT!  WE COULD BE TALKING ABOUT ANYTHING WE WANT!

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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Bingowings said:

Back in the '60s he was part of the peace movement at Berkeley. I think he did a little too much LDS.

I think you did a little too much LDS; otherwise, you'd remember that it was the free speech movement.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Gaffer Tape said:

Bingowings said:

Back in the '60s he was part of the peace movement at Berkeley. I think he did a little too much LDS.

I think you did a little too much LDS; otherwise, you'd remember that it was the free speech movement.

 PEACE!

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Now I just think you did a little too much Gungan...

As Imagination Princess of this forum, I am not sure I condone imagining that.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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The colors, children. Look at the colors.

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Gaffer Tape said:

Bingowings said:

Back in the '60s he was part of the peace movement at Berkeley. I think he did a little too much LDS.

I think you did a little too much LDS; otherwise, you'd remember that it was the free speech movement.

About that LDS in the 60s...

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I heard Frink's name was Steve.

Pass it on!


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Once again, a middle aged white guy named Steve probably won't get you very far...

;-)

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You know, I was thinking of really bumping an old thread I found interesting and worthwhile.  Now with all these necroposts, I don't know if I want to anymore.  Thanks, Leo.

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BUMP!

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