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The Adventures of Action Figure Ric Olie & Friends

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greenpenguino said:

Look over there, it's Ric Olie

 

Look there, Ric Olie is holding a gun. I wonder why?

 

And there's Boba Fett holding a gun too

 

And look, they're both pointing guns at Anakin from TPM.

 

How should this story end???

YOU DECIDE!!!!

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I humbly submit that this blog should be retitled as:

             "The Adventures

                         of

          Action Figure Ric Olie

    INNNNNN SPAAAAAAAAAACE!"

 

 

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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DENIED

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Darn.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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To be fair to greenie, they aren't in space.

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They don't bloody well have adventures either, do they?

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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RIGHT THAT'S IT XHONZI!!!

 

BANNED!!

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What a twist!!!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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As long this story has an "Oops!" and a "I'll try spinning, that's a good trick", I don't care how it ends.

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I still think Boba Fett deserve credit in the title... maybe Gromit too... at least an "& Friends" sort of recognition seems appropriate....

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Ugh, fine then

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What is this adventure rated, greeny, because it certainly doesn't look like it will end well for little orphan annie..


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That depends on you...

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How much ketchup you got over there?


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why? I've got a fair bit but blasters don't make people bleed.

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Not according to War of the Stars


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Damn, you got me there

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Good Sir,

It has been brought to my attention that you are using my name and visage without expressed written consent, and therefore are in direct violation of many U.S. and International treaties.  If you would be so kind as to fill out the attached royalty form and send it back with the required processing fee, I will be sure to forward it on to the Nigerian Prince whom holds the rights to my brand.

Observantly Yours,
Ric Olie

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Ric Olie said:

Good Sir,

It has been brought to my attention that you are using my name and visage without expressed written consent, and therefore are in direct violation of many U.S. and International treaties.  If you would be so kind as to fill out the attached royalty form and send it back with the required processing fee, I will be sure to forward it on to the Nigerian Prince whom holds the rights to my brand.

Observantly Yours,
Ric Olie

Nominative case relative pronoun fail.

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Look over there, Ric Olie is here

Ric Olie said:

Good Sir,

It has been brought to my attention that you are using my name and visage without expressed written consent, and therefore are in direct violation of many U.S. and International treaties.  If you would be so kind as to fill out the attached royalty form and send it back with the required processing fee, I will be sure to forward it on to the Nigerian Prince whom holds the rights to my brand.

Observantly Yours,
Ric Olie

So where is this Royalty form you speak of? You who are meant to be the most observant of observant people. You sir are a fraud! I await a real response from the real Ric Olié.

You haven't even spelt his name correctly, fraudster

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Okay...to get back on topic..........

 

HOW THE SCENE SHOULD END:

Ricky and Bobby should aim low, and make sure that Ani will never be able to have children!

...and since he'll never think with the wrong 'head', he won't get suckered into joining the darkside, etc..

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Akwat Kbrana said:

Ric Olie said:

Good Sir,

It has been brought to my attention that you are using my name and visage without expressed written consent, and therefore are in direct violation of many U.S. and International treaties.  If you would be so kind as to fill out the attached royalty form and send it back with the required processing fee, I will be sure to forward it on to the Nigerian Prince whom holds the rights to my brand.

Observantly Yours,
Ric Olie

Nominative case relative pronoun fail.

Olie is such an idiot.

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Davnes007 said:

Okay...to get back on topic..........

 

There's a topic?

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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xhonzi said:

Davnes007 said:

Okay...to get back on topic..........

 

There's a topic?

Of Course there is don't be silly.

 

 

Wait a sec... YOU'RE BANNED!!!

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People Banned r un banned now. Also. Season Two of THE ADVENTURES OF ACTION FIGURE RIC OLIE AND FRIENDS WILL BEGIN VERY SOON!!!

 

Here's a trailer!

Stay tuned!

 

And now back to our featured program 'Ziggy Stardust in da Hous'

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