The following is not a terrible cover, I just think it’s kinda funny.
DESIGNER 1: Okay, we’ve narrowed this down to two posters, which one should we use for the actual product?
DESIGNER 2: Yes.
DESIGNER 1: Okay, now we need to pick a review quote for the back that draws in potential buyers who may be daunted by the fact that this is a sequel to a 35 year old film.
DESIGNER 2: What about this review from Variety?
DESIGNER 1: You’re a genius!
“My conscious wants vegetarianism to win the world, while my subconscious is yearning for a piece of juicy meat, but what do I want?”