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TV's Frink's List of Bannable Offenses — Page 2

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Ryan McAvoy said:

My curiosity got the better of me...

TV's Frink said:

7) Repeating unfunny jokes over and over.

...oh, dammit!

  But your jokes are funny. (Except for the British ones I don't get)

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Frink, you'd save yourself a lot of space if you just wrote "being Duracell Energizer or any of his alternate-universe/-timeline counterparts" as one of the offenses.

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By doing that you would acknowledge that the multiverse exists though. Lose lose situation (For you anyway :P)

Nobody sang The Bunny Song in years…

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*actual facepalm*

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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Danfun128 said:

By doing that you would acknowledge that the multiverse exists though. Lose lose situation (For you anyway :P)

 That was intentionally included....

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RicOlie_2 said:

Frink, you'd save yourself a lot of space if you just wrote "being Duracell Energizer or any of his alternate-universe/-timeline counterparts" as one of the offenses.

 My grievances are too specific.

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^Only in this universe. In other universes --

*DuracellEnergizer hears an ominous noise, turns around in his chair, and sits there like a stuffed bird as big, burly thugs in black ski masks kick down his door*

*DuracellEnergizer finally breaks out of his stupor and tries to rise, but then one of the thugs clubs him over the head with a billy club*

*DuracellEnergizer collapses atop his laptop, crushing it in the process*

...

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Leonardo said:

has greenie been around lately?

 Nope.

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23) Disappearing for months or years (forever?) when I like you.
24) Not disappearing ever when I don't like you.

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I'll be here until

A. Circumstances beyond my control force me to give up Internet access.

B. I suffer amnesia or some other devastating calamity that makes it impossible for me to post here.

C. The site goes offline.

D. I die.

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25) Intentionally make grammar/spelling mistakes just to take the piss.

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IT'S ALL ABOUT ME AND THIS IS A PROPORTIONAL REACTION. D:

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Leonardo said:

25) Intentionally make grammar/spelling mistakes just to take the piss.

wat r u insenuaten?g 

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If that's directed at me I don't blame you for saying that. I was going through some tough shit at the time and I didn't have any Dulcolax at the time,  if you'd made that joke now I would have just played along.

 

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I am pretty sure it is directed at me and few others that have taken a dim view of some of his "jokes" from time to time.

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 (Edited)

HotRod said:

26) Lacking a sense of humor (especially when I make a "joke")

 It would help not to make such crappy jokes. :P

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HotRod said:

26) Lacking a sense of humor (especially when I make a "joke")

Notice that "joke" is in quotation marks.

=P 

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Possessed said:

I think you should add requesting a full fan edit be made for something you personally want. 


(note:does not include making suggestions on an already ongoing fanedit)

 But I wanted it done just so...

I was once…but now I’m not… Further: zyzzogeton

“It wasn’t the flood that destroyed the pantry…”

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25) Intentionally make grammar/spelling mistakes just to take the piss.
26) Using British/Australian slang.
27) Lacking a sense of humor.

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^ Rule 25 and rule 27 are a paradox since you know that it's correctly spelled "Humour" and you only spelled it with one 'U' just to take the piss out of us Brits and Aussies.

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