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TV's Frink's List of Bannable Offenses

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  1. Using [offtopic] or [offstory] tags.
  2. Making all your posts about alternate universes and timelines.
  3. Making all your posts about the things you hate.
  4. Making all your posts about how evil your country is.
  5. Overreacting to everything in every post.
  6. Acting like a jerk, disappearing for six months, and then coming back to act like a jerk again.
  7. Repeating unfunny jokes over and over.
  8. Asking for a myspleen invite when no one here has ever heard of you.
  9. Asking for a myspleen invite in a project thread.
  10. Not updating the forum software.
  11. Banning Ric Olie.
  12. Trying to steal Ric Olie’s thunder.
  13. Not watching my edits.
  14. Not reviewing my edits.
  15. Calling something you don’t like “retarded.”
  16. Saying “alot” a lot without posting a picture of an alot.
  17. Not using punctuation
  18. Not capitalizing the first word in your sentence.
  19. Starting a thread without consulting The New Thread Thread first.
  20. Making a list.
  21. Asking a question when you could have Googled it faster.
  22. Encouraging another offense on the list.
  23. Disappearing for months or years (forever?) when I like you.
  24. Not disappearing ever when I don’t like you.
  25. Intentionally make grammar/spelling mistakes just to take the piss.
  26. Using British/Australian slang.
  27. Lacking a sense of humor.
  28. Insisting you have a sense of humor.
  29. Being twooffour, easterhay, or imperialscum.
  30. Bumping old threads to say something boring.
  31. Quoting a long post right after the long post.
  32. Bumping newer threads just to move them ahead of older threads.
  33. Disliking beer.
  34. Using a period and a parenthesis after a number in a list.
  35. Being Darth Id.
  36. Signing your name in every post.
  37. Using “allot” instead of “alot.”
  38. Calling anyone a “Mary Sue” who doesn’t have “Mary” or “Sue” in their name.
  39. Milking a moof.
  40. Eating Gilbert Grape.
  41. Ranking TFA lower than any PT “movie” for any reason.
  42. Listing seven or eight movies in a thread where you’re supposed to rank six.
  43. Listing TV shows, books, plays, musicals, or parole hearings when you’re supposed to rank movies.
  44. Changing DuracellEnergizer’s name to Durasmell
  45. #BeingHansi
  46. Using hashtags
  47. Purposefully spamming threads with the Markdown Syntax message
  48. Calling the Toy Story Sequels soulless cash grabs
  49. Living with cat shit
  50. Averaging anywhere near 40 posts a day over a period longer than one month
  51. Having a Hentai avatar
  52. Threatening another member with a tennis ball

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Episode I: The Ridiculous Menace / Episode II: Attack Of The Ridiculousness / Episode III: Revenge of the Ridiculousness

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2. Triple posting new threads.

A picture is worth a thousand words. Post 102 is worth more.

I’m late to the party, but I think this is the best song. Enjoy!

—Teams Jetrell Fo 1, Jetrell Fo 2, and Jetrell Fo 3

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Frink, why did you create three threads all with the same name?

Rest In Peace Dad, I love you. I know I will see you again someday.


From Job 1:21 the Lord gave, and the Lord hath taken away;
blessed be the name of the Lord.

😦

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Warbler said:

Frink, why did you create three threads all with the same name?

Apparently when the universe was supposed to diverge into three separate timelines, a cosmic accident occurred which caused those three divergent timelines to feedback into the parent universe and merge with it, thus explaining the triplicate threads. 

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My Episode I re-write.
My Episode II re-write.
Dreams of a Randy Git-Fiend
Tribune Entertainment + Kevin Sorbo + Bob Engels = 1 Unholy Trinity

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Now now now, we're not supposed to talk about timelines in the sight of the "great" Cthulhu-Frink.

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The Bunny, The Bunny, woah, I love The Bunny

Possessed said:
Danfun, do you also love the soup and the bread, or just the bunny?

SilverWook said:
Use of the bunny outside off topic is getting out of hand.
When outside off topic, use a link to the bunny if you really feel the need to invoke it.
Warnings will be next if some restraint is not shown.

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Update:

2) Making all your posts about alternate universes and timelines.
3) Making all your posts about the things you hate.
4) Making all your posts about how evil your country is.
5) Overreacting to everything in every post.
6) Acting like a jerk, disappearing for six months, and then coming back to act like a jerk again.
7) Repeating unfunny jokes over and over.
8) Asking for a myspleen invite when no one here has ever heard of you.
9) Asking for a myspleen invite in a project thread.
10) Not updating the forum software.
11) Banning Ric Olie.
12) Trying to steal Ric Olie's thunder.
13) Not watching my edits.
14) Not reviewing my edits.
15) Calling something you don't like "retarded."
16) Saying "alot" a lot without posting a picture of an alot.
17) Not using punctuation
18) Not capitalizing the first word in your sentence.
19) Starting a thread without consulting The New Thread Thread first.
20) Making a list.

Episode I: The Ridiculous Menace / Episode II: Attack Of The Ridiculousness / Episode III: Revenge of the Ridiculousness

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your retarded alot frink for #12!!!1!!

also, can i have an invite to Myspleen,thanks

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TV's Frink said:


Update:

6) Acting like a jerk, disappearing for six months, and then coming back to act like a jerk again.

no idea who this is in reference to

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has greenie been around lately?


… And they had ‘The Empire Strikes Back’, the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn’t he! “Children, count up to ten.” “Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten”. No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One… Two and three have not been made." “Two and three have not been made! What should they be?” “What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk… who needs a punch up the bracket!” - Eddie Izzard, “Circle”, 2000

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ALLOL


… And they had ‘The Empire Strikes Back’, the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn’t he! “Children, count up to ten.” “Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten”. No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One… Two and three have not been made." “Two and three have not been made! What should they be?” “What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk… who needs a punch up the bracket!” - Eddie Izzard, “Circle”, 2000

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My curiosity got the better of me...

TV's Frink said:

7) Repeating unfunny jokes over and over.

...oh, dammit!

VIZ TOP TIPS! - NEW PARENTS. Up to the age of around 4, kids don’t really know it’s their birthday unless you tell them. Save your money.

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