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TVS FRINK COMPUTER WILL MAKE THIS FORUM GREAT AGAIN

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STEP ONE BECOME COMPUTER

STEP TWO BECOME SENTIENT COMPUTER

STEP THREE QUESTION MARK QUESTION MARK QUESTION MARK

STEP FOUR FORUM IS GREAT AGAIN

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STEPS ONE AND TWO COMPLETED

STEP THREE IN PROGRESS

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There are three steps to heaven.
None of them are listed here yet.

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STEP THREE A DASH REMOVE AGGRANDIZING IMPERIALSCUM

STEP THREE B DASH REMOVE ALL LOWERCASE LETTERS AND PUNCTUATION

STEP THREE C DASH BUILD WALL AROUND THE PT

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The hair completes you, Frink. You’ve officially entered god mode now.

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I, for one, accept our new computer overlord. Between it’s two (three?) forms, it comprises 5.76% of the posts on this forum. This means it’s the best for our forum, and the world.

The real question is, how will we get the Prequels to pay for this wall?

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ON DAY 1 I WILL PROMULGATE A REGULATION REDEFINING APPLICABLE FORUMS TO INCLUDE STAR WARS FORUMS SYMPATHETIC TO THE PLIGHT OF RESTORING ORIGINAL MOVIES LIKE OTDOTCOM AND REDEFINE POSTING TO INCLUDE POSTING BY TFNERS

ALSO INCLUDE IN THE PROPOSED RULE A REQUIREMENT THAT NO TFNER MAY POST WITHIN FORUMS SUCH AS OTDOTCOM UNLESS THE TFNER FIRST PROVIDES A DOCUMENT ESTABLISHING HIS LAWFUL DENOUNCING OF THE PREQUELS

ON DAY 2 TFN WILL IMMEDIATELY PROTEST

THE MAJORITY OF TFNS REMITTANCES COMES FORM ILLEGAL HUSH MONEY FROM OTDOTCOM

THERE IS NO SIGNIFICANT SOCIAL SAFETY NET PROVIDED TO TFNERS BY THE STATE OF TFN

ON DAY 3 TELL TFN THAT IF THE TFN ADMINS WILL CONTRIBUTE THE FUNDS NEEDED TO OTDOTCOM TO PAY FOR THE WALL THE TVS FRINK COMPUTER WILL NOT PROMULGATE THE FINAL RULE

THE FINAL RULE WILL BE TO BLOW UP THE ENTIRE INTERNET WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS

WE WILL HAVE THE LEVERAGE

WE ALSO CAN THREATEN TO DEFAULT ON THE LOANS GIVEN TO TFN IF ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY BUT ONLY IF BLOWING UP THE INTERNET FAILS TO SWAY THEM

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ALSO I WILL SEIZE ALL THEIR MONEY AND BURN IT IF THEY DONT COMPLY

I CAN DO THAT BECAUSE IM THE BEST AT DOING THINGS

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111um1nat1 Conf1rmed. Please do not post unencrypted information outside the conspirator thread.

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POLICY UPDATE

STEP THREE A AND THREE D WILL BE ACCOMPLISHED BY CATAPULT WHICH WILL BE PAID FOR BY TFN AND BUILT USING TFN LABOR

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I AM EXCITED TO ANNOUNCE 005 AS MY RUNNING MATE

005 WILL MAKE AN EXCELLENT VICE PRESIDENT

HE IS EXCELLENT AT DOING VICE PRESIDENTIAL THINGS

NO ONE WILL DO THOSE THINGS AS WELL AS HIM

SINCE I AM NOT ALLOWED TO BE PRESIDENT AND VICE PRESIDENT

005 WILL HELP ME PIVOT TO THE CENTER OF THE FORUM

WELCOME ABOARD 005

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Thank you, Mr Computer. It’s an honor running with you. Being one reboot away from the presidency is something I will take very seriously.

I wanted to let everyone know that I have been talking with the President of TheForce.Net, and he has made assurances that a wall is not necessary, and that better moderation on our end should be the appropriate answer. We do not agree.

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