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STEP ONE BECOME COMPUTER
STEP TWO BECOME SENTIENT COMPUTER
STEP THREE QUESTION MARK QUESTION MARK QUESTION MARK
STEP FOUR FORUM IS GREAT AGAIN
STEP ONE BECOME COMPUTER
STEP TWO BECOME SENTIENT COMPUTER
STEP THREE QUESTION MARK QUESTION MARK QUESTION MARK
STEP FOUR FORUM IS GREAT AGAIN
STEPS ONE AND TWO COMPLETED
STEP THREE IN PROGRESS
There are three steps to heaven.
None of them are listed here yet.
Did you want to ask me something Frink or have I misread step 3?
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There are three steps to heaven.
None of them are listed here yet.
NUMBER THREE DASH THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS
STEP THREE A DASH REMOVE AGGRANDIZING IMPERIALSCUM
STEP THREE B DASH REMOVE ALL LOWERCASE LETTERS AND PUNCTUATION
STEP THREE C DASH BUILD WALL AROUND THE PT
WRONG MARK
Syntax error.
STEP THREE D DASH REMOVE IDIOT DARTH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLqTSUI-NdU&feature=youtu.be&t=3m22s
I WILL SUE THAT GUY FOR EVERY CENT HE HAS
machines can’t sue.
The hair completes you, Frink. You’ve officially entered god mode now.
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Nice
YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
machines can’t sue.
ILL NOMINATE NEW JUDGES THAT WILL SAY OTHERWISE
YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
You read his PowerBook?
I, for one, accept our new computer overlord. Between it’s two (three?) forms, it comprises 5.76% of the posts on this forum. This means it’s the best for our forum, and the world.
The real question is, how will we get the Prequels to pay for this wall?
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ON DAY 1 I WILL PROMULGATE A REGULATION REDEFINING APPLICABLE FORUMS TO INCLUDE STAR WARS FORUMS SYMPATHETIC TO THE PLIGHT OF RESTORING ORIGINAL MOVIES LIKE OTDOTCOM AND REDEFINE POSTING TO INCLUDE POSTING BY TFNERS
ALSO INCLUDE IN THE PROPOSED RULE A REQUIREMENT THAT NO TFNER MAY POST WITHIN FORUMS SUCH AS OTDOTCOM UNLESS THE TFNER FIRST PROVIDES A DOCUMENT ESTABLISHING HIS LAWFUL DENOUNCING OF THE PREQUELS
ON DAY 2 TFN WILL IMMEDIATELY PROTEST
THE MAJORITY OF TFNS REMITTANCES COMES FORM ILLEGAL HUSH MONEY FROM OTDOTCOM
THERE IS NO SIGNIFICANT SOCIAL SAFETY NET PROVIDED TO TFNERS BY THE STATE OF TFN
ON DAY 3 TELL TFN THAT IF THE TFN ADMINS WILL CONTRIBUTE THE FUNDS NEEDED TO OTDOTCOM TO PAY FOR THE WALL THE TVS FRINK COMPUTER WILL NOT PROMULGATE THE FINAL RULE
THE FINAL RULE WILL BE TO BLOW UP THE ENTIRE INTERNET WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS
WE WILL HAVE THE LEVERAGE
WE ALSO CAN THREATEN TO DEFAULT ON THE LOANS GIVEN TO TFN IF ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY BUT ONLY IF BLOWING UP THE INTERNET FAILS TO SWAY THEM
ALSO I WILL SEIZE ALL THEIR MONEY AND BURN IT IF THEY DONT COMPLY
I CAN DO THAT BECAUSE IM THE BEST AT DOING THINGS
111um1nat1 Conf1rmed. Please do not post unencrypted information outside the conspirator thread.
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STEP THREE A AND THREE D WILL BE ACCOMPLISHED BY CATAPULT WHICH WILL BE PAID FOR BY TFN AND BUILT USING TFN LABOR
I AM EXCITED TO ANNOUNCE 005 AS MY RUNNING MATE
005 WILL MAKE AN EXCELLENT VICE PRESIDENT
HE IS EXCELLENT AT DOING VICE PRESIDENTIAL THINGS
NO ONE WILL DO THOSE THINGS AS WELL AS HIM
SINCE I AM NOT ALLOWED TO BE PRESIDENT AND VICE PRESIDENT
005 WILL HELP ME PIVOT TO THE CENTER OF THE FORUM
WELCOME ABOARD 005
Thank you, Mr Computer. It’s an honor running with you. Being one reboot away from the presidency is something I will take very seriously.
I wanted to let everyone know that I have been talking with the President of TheForce.Net, and he has made assurances that a wall is not necessary, and that better moderation on our end should be the appropriate answer. We do not agree.
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