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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbZhpf3sQxQ
George Carlin - 7 dirty words
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjONN31o8U8
Bill Cosby - Old people
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejweI0EQpX8
Abbott & Costello - Who's on first...
Well, here you can share your favorite stand up comedy bits. I'll start with a few. Enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18dyguzBug0
Patrice ONeal - Elephant In the Room [Harassment Day]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL-1kHxsavI
Dave Chappelle - Women Send Confusing Messages To Men
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4hNaFkbZYU
Louis CK - Rape
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbZhpf3sQxQ
George Carlin - 7 dirty words
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjONN31o8U8
Bill Cosby - Old people
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejweI0EQpX8
Abbott & Costello - Who's on first...
Two words only:
A picture is worth a thousand words. Post 102 is worth more.
I’m late to the party, but I think this is the best song. Enjoy!
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TK-949 said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbZhpf3sQxQ
George Carlin - 7 dirty words
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjONN31o8U8
Bill Cosby - Old people
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejweI0EQpX8
Abbott & Costello - Who's on first...
The one of Bill is hilarious
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thumbs up for anyone who appreciates Louis CK and Patrice O'Neal ! :)
*sigh* Why did Patrice have to go, and not *insert hacky comedian here*?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxoUUbMii7Q
John Branyan - The Three Little Pigs Diminutive Swine
New favourite thread :-)
Stewart Lee - 'Stand up Comedian' (Full Set)
Many highlights but the bit at around 50mins in about him interviewing Ang Lee about the Hulk movie is priceless.
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AntcuFaalb said:
Two words only:
- Delirious
- Raw
I also see two numbers and two periods.
timdiggerm said:
Bill Cosby - Himself
I'm not quite done, but ditto. :D
Leonardo said:
thumbs up for anyone who appreciates Louis CK and Patrice O'Neal ! :)
*sigh* Why did Patrice have to go, and not *insert hacky comedian here*?
Yeah it was a real loss, he last set was on the Charlie Sheen roast :(
Here it is, a true gem
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrUHxeVdbqI
timdiggerm said:
I watched like 5 minutes and laugh my ass off, I never saw this one before :)
Some more
GEORGE CARLIN - The Ten Commandments
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk81tUUhRig
SEINFELD - SILVER MEDAL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38B0k00GtZ8
Dave Chappelle - Terrorists
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32OX1E59nA8
Jim Breuer - Party in Your Stomach
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYyBkFjAjFY
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I am so glad to expose people to "Himself". It's just absolutely wonderful. I think the dentist is my favorite bit, but I like it all so much that I'm just not sure.
dclarkg said:
Leonardo said:
thumbs up for anyone who appreciates Louis CK and Patrice O'Neal ! :)
*sigh* Why did Patrice have to go, and not *insert hacky comedian here*?Yeah it was a real loss, he last set was on the Charlie Sheen roast :(
Here it is, a true gem
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrUHxeVdbqI
although I did know about his appearance at the Sheen roast, I still had not seen it till now. And man did he kill! What fucking confidence! Even though IMHO he went too soft on stupid Seth McDoucheland.
timdiggerm said:
I watched like 5 minutes and laugh my ass off, I never saw this one before :)
Some time ago I used to watch it regularly and listen to it on my ipod, and after a while I could recite the whole damn show by heart.
timdiggerm said:
I am so glad to expose people to "Himself". It's just absolutely wonderful. I think the dentist is my favorite bit, but I like it all so much that I'm just not sure.
Dara O'Briain talking about the awkwardness about between the Irish and the English
DuracellEnergizer said:
A true classic haha
This one is a true comedy gem with a lot of true on it :)
Dave Allen's thoughts about Adam and Eve
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGASvVqzOa0
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My favorite comedians:
George Carlin. Probably my favorite special of his was his last, "It's Bad For Ya."
"Bullshit is the glue that holds this nation together..."
Louis CK. Anything he does is brilliant.
"Schindler's List"
Mitch Hedberg. He's mainly a 1-to-3 sentence joke kinda guy, and YouTube clips won't impress you much, but here's some of the ones I love the most:
- I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.
- I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.
- Every book is a children's book if the kid can read.
- I bought a $7 pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.
- I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
Patton Oswalt. His George Lucas bit is legendary.
And Bill Hicks, Robin Williams and Richard Pryor were all icons.
Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.
Larry David's stand-up is legendary.
Neglify said:
My favorite comedians:
George Carlin. Probably my favorite special of his was his last, "It's Bad For Ya."
"Bullshit is the glue that holds this nation together..."Louis CK. Anything he does is brilliant.
"Schindler's List"Mitch Hedberg. He's mainly a 1-to-3 sentence joke kinda guy, and YouTube clips won't impress you much, but here's some of the ones I love the most:
- I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.
- I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.
- Every book is a children's book if the kid can read.
- I bought a $7 pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.
- I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
Patton Oswalt. His George Lucas bit is legendary.
And Bill Hicks, Robin Williams and Richard Pryor were all icons.
The one of Louis C.K is pretty good, is the first time I listen to that one. The one from Carling is a classic like pretty much everything ha did, a master.
Also I've never hear the one from Patton, very accurate haha.
TV's Frink said:
Larry David's stand-up is legendary.
+1, you can't expect less from the other half of Seinfeld's magic
Another good one.
Gabriel Iglesias - Racist Gift Basket
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbppTv4pCGQ
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