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Bingowingssaid:
lookoutthewindow.com is an easy way to find out what the weather is doing in your area.
Money's too tight for steak.
You don't win friends with salad.
Clown college? You can't eat that.
I dunno. I kinda want a cigarette.
You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.
We request the pleasure of your company for a free exchange of ideas.
Dental plan!
Lisa needs braces.
It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!!!
Oooohhh the germans are mad at me! I'm-so-scared! Ooohhh the germans!!
Uh-oh, the germans are coming to get me! Oh, don't let the germans come after me... Oh, no the germans are coming after me!
Uhhhh... no, they're so big and strong! Ohh, protect me from the germans! The germans, oh....I love you, Dr. Zaius!
Ooh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane!
If I wanted to see a man eat an orange, I would have taken the orange-eating class!
Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!
When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.
All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a Tab...
There, you found the floor.
I don't recall saying, "Good luck."
The ring came off my pudding can.
Good morning, ma'am, good afternoon sir. It passed noon while I was speaking so that was technically accurate.
Oh look, it's raining again.
Wait a minute. That's not the wallet inspector...
When a boy doesn’t want to play catch with his old man, something is seriously wrong.
Good old rock, nothing beats that.
Including all known lanthanides and actinides? Ha, good luck!
Town crier, I'd like to ask you a few questions. One, where's the fife? And two, gimme the fife.
Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
Ooh, that's bad.
But it comes with a free frogurt!
That's good.
The frogurt is also cursed.
That's bad.
But you get your choice of toppings!
That's good!
The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
...
That's bad.
Can I go now?
He was a zombie?