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Who would cross the bridge of death must answer me these questions three.

'Ere the other side he see.

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wow I'm a failure.

I'M NOT AFRAID!

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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My name is bkev, good sir!  At least here it is.

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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To explore strange new worlds; to seek out new life and new civilizations; to boldly go where no man has gone before!

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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Which real name are you asking for?

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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The name of the character, not the voice actor(s).

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according to wiki, he has multiple names.

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Man, I'm glad this deleted scene was left out of the movie.

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(The bridge keeper is cast into the gorge of eternal peril)

(a new guy comes in from behind a tree, and he's identical to the former bridge keeper)

Ok, so, my late colleague knew that there were multiple answers, but he thought bkev would choose the most popularly accepted one, George G. Geef. But you smart alecks had to make him realize that it was the stupidest question ever and he committed suicide. I hope you're proud of yourselves.

NOW...

I'm off to take a nap. The bridge is toll free for the next few hours.

 

(he wanders off to an unseen hut, mumbling to himself)

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Hehehe... just like the real thing!

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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Leonardo said:

(The bridge keeper is cast into the gorge of eternal peril)

(a new guy comes in from behind a tree, and he's identical to the former bridge keeper)

Ok, so, my late colleague knew that there were multiple answers, but he thought bkev would choose the most popularly accepted one, George G. Geef. But you smart alecks had to make him realize that it was the stupidest question ever and he committed suicide. I hope you're proud of yourselves.

NOW...

I'm off to take a nap. The bridge is toll free for the next few hours.

 

(he wanders off to an unseen hut, mumbling to himself)

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SPOCK!

....

I mean, STOP!!!

Who would cross the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.

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I take it you're Sir Mc Hammer, so I'll skip to the next question.

WHAT... is your quest?

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Leonardo said:

 

WHAT... is your quest?

 

I QUEST IONS !

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(side note - I can't decide if I'm more angry that Leo stole my idea or that he came up with an awesome character to use it with)

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TV's Frink said:

He wasn't asking you.  Pay more attention.

 Oooh, that's because you don't know my real name...

 

That answers to the 1st question in the same time.

 

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Stand back, A B C, or you'll be cast into the gorge of eternal peril. Shouldn't you be at castle Aaagh anyway?

WHAT ... is the longest running time of a Vhs pal tape?

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Leonardo said:

 

WHAT ... is the longest running time of a Vhs pal tape?

 Double sided, triple or single one ?

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Leonardo said:

WHAT ... is the longest running time of a Vhs pal tape?

That's easy!

HAMMER TIME!!!