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Ridiculous One: A Star Wars Story — Page 2

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Everytime they go to a different planet, R2 and 3po can pop up with 3po saying "They’re going to ____?! Nobody tells me anything! "

Preferred Saga:
1/2: Hal9000
3: L8wrtr
4/5: Adywan
6-9: Hal9000

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Funny, but dunno how you get him to say all the new planet names.

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Borrow Diego Luna’s line from The Terminal when he’s just wrapped up his argument with Jyn: “She’s a Trekkie? She’s a Trekkie!”

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marduk666 said:

How about when the opening crawl runs you have Sta wars lounge style from Bill Murry and Paul Schafer.

You should probably watch The Ridiculous Menace and Attack of the Ridiculousness.

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-When that pilot defector mentions the call sign “Rogue One”, roll out the Star Wars credits briefly.
-When the Rogue One title appears, add “a Star Wars Toy Story” subtitle and play some bits of the “You’ve Got a Friend in Me” song; some kind of spin of that.
-During the meeting at the end, and when that political leader says, “What chance do we have?” insert Han Solo’s “How do we blow it up? There’s always a way to do that.” or when Jyn is trying to give that speech, and then pauses, then insert that line among the background chatter.

The Rise of Failures

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TV’s Frink said:

Funny, but dunno how you get him to say all the new planet names.

Just insert a Microsoft Sam voice saying the planet name. Even better if it pronounces it wrong.

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TavorX said:

-When that pilot defector mentions the call sign “Rogue One”, roll out the Star Wars credits briefly.

Building off of this, you could roll out the credits or title card for shorter increments each time someone says “Rogue One”.

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RogueLeader said:

TavorX said:

-When that pilot defector mentions the call sign “Rogue One”, roll out the Star Wars credits briefly.

Building off of this, you could roll out the credits or title card for shorter increments each time someone says “Rogue One”.

About how many times was it said afterwards? I can only remember that specific scene.

The Rise of Failures

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I think the person they were speaking to on the comm says, “Rogue One?! There is no Rogue One!”

And at the end of the movie, Admiral Raddus says, “May the Force be with you, Rogue One.” Or something like that.

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Haha, that could work then!

Another idea: “Apology accepted, director”

The Rise of Failures

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TavorX said:

-When that pilot defector mentions the call sign “Rogue One”, roll out the Star Wars credits briefly.
-When the Rogue One title appears, add “a Star Wars Toy Story” subtitle and play some bits of the “You’ve Got a Friend in Me” song; some kind of spin of that.
-During the meeting at the end, and when that political leader says, “What chance do we have?” insert Han Solo’s “How do we blow it up? There’s always a way to do that.” or when Jyn is trying to give that speech, and then pauses, then insert that line among the background chatter.

Yea when jyn’s doing her speech about hope cut to Luke from ANH saying “It’s not impossible I used to bullseye womprats” and after that you can have 3po constantly interrupt her speech like “excuse me, but the odds are etc”

“I will call this one BOHIJ”
-Chris O’Neil

“Heh Funnie Scream”
-The Boys From Oneyplays

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I think k-2so’s line “did you think that was me?” could get a lot more use. Perhaps it could be a fun running gag? sadly i don’t have this on bluray yet (lol), and i am not taking a notebook into the theater to write down notes, so i don’t have a list of scenes where this could easily work. but there have to be a few right?

Also, and i thought this up last nite (which probably makes it terrible), is that we can find a way to include, yet subvert, a good ole’ ric line. that mining colony, should have an extra title card, that says “the whole city is one two planets” (or a funnier variant of that idea)

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Mola Ram has kidnapped the children from a small village on Jeddha to dig for the kyber crystals. Han Duet (the other Han’s older brother) teams up with a dancing girl to try and rescue them which he does but they all get killed anyway when the Death Star fires on the planet.
French Biggs stabs his panicking rebel spy colleague on the Streets of Knowhere.

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Have several fourth-wall-breaking clips from The Theory of Everything, with Felicity Jones consulting Stephen Hawking about the science in Rogue One. Find whatever Hawking audio you can that best throws shade on the physics of the Star Wars universe.

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Redub the hologram scene, so Galen Erso’s deliberate flaw in the Death Star wasn’t the exhaust port, but actually the one eyed snake he’d sneaked into the sewerage system.

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LOL (even better if it could be worked into the Rebel Death Star briefing in ANR).

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I believe you’re already doing a Take On Me joke in your RotS edit, but I thought this was too perfect.

I did a mock up of what it might look like, but I can’t post it since it’s using a theater recording. I think it came out pretty funny, though.

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SilverWook said:

RRS-1980 said:

Hence no Episode IIIandthreequarters.

But it is still STAR WARS universe, dammit!

Compare with STAR WARS: Rebels logo. Not an episode either, yet…

Frink should totally have that on the crawl when he edits R1 15 years from now. 😉

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