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After digging "Death Troopers" I decided to give this "Zombies of the Old Republic" a shot.
No. Bad idea.
SPOLIERS FOR THE FIRST 30 PAGES OR SO FOLLOW
Right off the bat it's about the Sith. You know, the SITH, the evil warrior caste of darkside users who have plunged the galaxy into war and terror countless times? Those guys.
Well the story starts on the Sith Academy. Within the first chapter or so it turns out that Sith-A was beat up by Sith-B when they were Freshman, and Sith-C took a photo of Sith-A naked and tied to a bed.
Yes. The SITH ACADEMY OF EVIL is an unpleasent summer camp. I imagine Darth Maul used to get his bed short-sheeted, and they once shorted out Vader's robot hand by putting it in warm water.
I closed the book and took it back to the library immediatly following that scene.