Posts in this thread must be written in passive voice

The rules in this thread were created by me. They must be obeyed or you will be reported. All sentences must be posted in passive voice. If sentences are written in active voice, the rules of this thread, and thus the rules of this site, have been violated. Repercussion will be felt!

Other than that, all subjects of discussion are permitted, as long as they are kept relatively clean. You are thanked in advance!

(This link may be used for grammatical clarification: https://owl.english.purdue.edu/owl/owlprint/539/)

This thread is one to be fascinated by. It might not have longevity.

Your first sentence was well-written. The second one was, unfortunately, written in active voice. The rules were broken, and you have been reported, sir.

TV’s Frink approves of this thread.

Possessed said:

This thread is one to be fascinated by. It might not have longevity.

A learning curve is to be expected. You have been unreported and forgiven. It shouldn’t be allowed to happen again by you!

TV’s Frink said:

TV’s Frink approves of this thread.

You should be reported. However, a learning moment will be seized. The sentence should have been written, “This thread is approved by TV’s Frink.”

darth_ender said:

TV’s Frink said:

TV’s Frink approves of this thread.

You should be reported. However, a learning moment will be seized. The sentence should have been written, “This thread is approved by TV’s Frink.”

TV’s Frink cares not.

This thread is being tested by this poster as to its level of enjoyment. The poster finds the thread’s enjoyment level to be somewhat lacking. If more were to participate, the enjoyment of this thread may increase.

suspiciouscoffee said:

A thread for only passive sentences is something to be admired. A thread for only passive-aggressive sentences should be created next.

Such a thread has already been created. However, its creator’s view in my eyes has improved lately, and so a link will not be provided by me here.

TV’s Frink said:

darth_ender said:

TV’s Frink said:

TV’s Frink approves of this thread.

You should be reported. However, a learning moment will be seized. The sentence should have been written, “This thread is approved by TV’s Frink.”

TV’s Frink cares not.

A great passive-voice user is not made by Yodaspeak 😜

Jedited: Reported for refusal to learn by you!

darth_ender said:

TV’s Frink said:

darth_ender said:

TV’s Frink said:

TV’s Frink approves of this thread.

You should be reported. However, a learning moment will be seized. The sentence should have been written, “This thread is approved by TV’s Frink.”

TV’s Frink cares not.

A great passive-voice user is not made by Yodaspeak 😜

Jedited: Reported for refusal to learn by you!

TV’s Frink thinks that darth_ender should not report TV’s Frink because TV’s Frink thinks darth_ender is…

…

TV’s Frink lost TV’s Frink’s train of thought.

Passive voice is not understood for certain by Warbler. It is hoped that Warbler has gotten this correct.

Handman said:

This thread is being tested by this poster as to its level of enjoyment. The poster finds the thread’s enjoyment level to be somewhat lacking. If more were to participate, the enjoyment of this thread may increase.

The wisdom of its creation is doubted.

Warbler said:

Passive voice is not understood for certain by Warbler. It is hoped that Warbler has gotten this correct.

Passive voice was used perfectly by Warbler 😊

TV’s Frink said:

darth_ender said:

TV’s Frink said:

darth_ender said:

TV’s Frink said:

TV’s Frink approves of this thread.

You should be reported. However, a learning moment will be seized. The sentence should have been written, “This thread is approved by TV’s Frink.”

TV’s Frink cares not.

A great passive-voice user is not made by Yodaspeak 😜

Jedited: Reported for refusal to learn by you!

TV’s Frink thinks that darth_ender should not report TV’s Frink because TV’s Frink thinks darth_ender is…

…

TV’s Frink lost TV’s Frink’s train of thought.

Your defiance is unappreciated and you again have been reported.

That being said, a great idea was used: a third-person only thread should be created!

darth_ender said:

Warbler said:

Passive voice is not understood for certain by Warbler. It is hoped that Warbler has gotten this correct.

Passive voice was used perfectly by Warbler 😊

This pleases Warbler.

darth_ender said:

TV’s Frink said:

darth_ender said:

TV’s Frink said:

darth_ender said:

TV’s Frink said:

TV’s Frink approves of this thread.

You should be reported. However, a learning moment will be seized. The sentence should have been written, “This thread is approved by TV’s Frink.”

TV’s Frink cares not.

A great passive-voice user is not made by Yodaspeak 😜

Jedited: Reported for refusal to learn by you!

TV’s Frink thinks that darth_ender should not report TV’s Frink because TV’s Frink thinks darth_ender is…

…

TV’s Frink lost TV’s Frink’s train of thought.

Your defiance is unappreciated and you again have been reported.

That being said, a great idea was used: a third-person only thread should be created!

TV’s Frink thinks it’s a bad gag and a terrible idea for a thread.

Directed at Warbler…
Your post was written incorrectly, sir. However, as generosity has been shown much today, and effort has been exerted to comply, you are forgiven. If a lesson in passive-voice is desired, you will be supplied.

It is wondered by Warbler if his signature “*sigh*” post would be a violation of the rules of this thread.

TV’s Frink said:

darth_ender said:

TV’s Frink said:

darth_ender said:

TV’s Frink said:

darth_ender said:

TV’s Frink said:

TV’s Frink approves of this thread.

You should be reported. However, a learning moment will be seized. The sentence should have been written, “This thread is approved by TV’s Frink.”

TV’s Frink cares not.

A great passive-voice user is not made by Yodaspeak 😜

Jedited: Reported for refusal to learn by you!

TV’s Frink thinks that darth_ender should not report TV’s Frink because TV’s Frink thinks darth_ender is…

…

TV’s Frink lost TV’s Frink’s train of thought.

Your defiance is unappreciated and you again have been reported.

That being said, a great idea was used: a third-person only thread should be created!

TV’s Frink thinks it’s a bad gag and a terrible idea for a thread.

This bad gag and terrible idea was thought by your mom!

Warbler said:

It is wondered by Warbler if his signature “*sigh*” post would be a violation of the rules of this thread.

This sentence was constructed beautifully. However, if a sigh is desired, the rules would be violated if typed in the usual fashion. It must be constructed something like this:

A sigh was breathed

*sigh*

darth_ender said:

TV’s Frink said:

darth_ender said:

TV’s Frink said:

darth_ender said:

TV’s Frink said:

darth_ender said:

TV’s Frink said:

TV’s Frink approves of this thread.

You should be reported. However, a learning moment will be seized. The sentence should have been written, “This thread is approved by TV’s Frink.”

TV’s Frink cares not.

A great passive-voice user is not made by Yodaspeak 😜

Jedited: Reported for refusal to learn by you!

TV’s Frink thinks that darth_ender should not report TV’s Frink because TV’s Frink thinks darth_ender is…

…

TV’s Frink lost TV’s Frink’s train of thought.

Your defiance is unappreciated and you again have been reported.

That being said, a great idea was used: a third-person only thread should be created!

TV’s Frink thinks it’s a bad gag and a terrible idea for a thread.

This bad gag and terrible idea was thought by your mom!

TV’s Frink told TV’s Frink’s mom to stay far, far away from this place.

darth_ender said:

Warbler said:

It is wondered by Warbler if his signature “*sigh*” post would be a violation of the rules of this thread.

This sentence was constructed beautifully. However, if a sigh is desired, the rules would be violated if typed in the usual fashion. It must be constructed something like this:

A sigh was breathed

This is understood by Warbler.