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Neglify's Bandable Offenses

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If I controlled the webz, I'd fist with an iron ruler. Wait.

The following offenses will get you BANDED if you commit them. Feel free to suggest more items.

TEMP BAND.
Expires: 19 days, 19 hours.

Posting Spam without bacon
Ugly signature photos
*sigh*-ing more than once in a thread within a 24-hour period
Constantly harassing mods to give you a turbo-fueled yacht
Having a username with excessive punctuation
Non-pic/gif posts in a pic/gif thread
Suggesting more items to add to this list

PERMA BAND.
Expires: Until I sober up.

Arguing about stupid bullshit for fucking weeks non-stop
Censoring non-offensive words
User title ends with "123456"
Posting pics of my dick
Bragging about your turbo-fueled yacht
Not learning how to format your shit
Posting from Alternate Timeline/Universe 19

And finally, this is the road to a Permanent Band... Signing a record contract, making hit albums and getting along with others.

JEDIT:

Members who have banded together:

Davnes007 (Vocals)

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Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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That's why you don't control ''the webz''

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Will the banding be performed by some sort of dominatrix? and what will the bands be made out of?

VIZ TOP TIPS! - PARENTS. Impress your children by showing them a floppy disk and telling them it’s a 3D model of a save icon.

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Davnes007 said:

Thank goodness I'm posting from Universe 18, or I'd be in deep tr**ble.

Oh, by the way, I'm selling Bacon flavoured Spam on my fake website.

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Picture of Neglify's dick:

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DAVNES007 NOW HAS A PERMANENT BAND.

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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Ryan McAvoy said:

Will the banding be performed by some sort of dominatrix? and what will the bands be made out of?

Yes. Here is our beautiful dom

Band material will be made out of flesh and blood and guts and glory and balls of fury.

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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