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CHEWIE on NNRRPPB said:

Bursas are carnivorous quadrupeds native to the planet Naboo. Bursas have tusked snouts and feathery tufts of hair on their thick-skinned bodies, and are known to build and live in mud huts in the planet's swamps.Bursas were thought to have pre-dated even the Gungan race on Naboo, and early Gungans were attacked by wild bursas while exploring their world. Such behavior was not uncommon in the bursas, who were known to mercilessly destroy Gungan settlements.

Shouldn't this entry read:

Grawrarwwararawar aeraraa wkrarr warbraawww rararar.  Brakarakaw brawww.  Rabakrawa?  Bratakaawarara.

I think he and Han Solo have a... thing.

Are we the only people they approached, or the only ones who know how to have fun with it?

I say we stage a coup and put it to a democratic vote.

005:

Are we the only people they approached, or the only ones who know how to have fun with it?

What's all of this 'we' business, Mr. (and Mrs.) have yet to join the RP site?

I'm having trouble with the site.  Perhaps someone has taken their toys and gone home?

EDIT: It's all good now.  And, in fact, it seems that Mr. Solo is starting to enjoy the Pandemonium we have wrought.

See you on Naboo, Olie!

I am so lost as to what the bloody hell you lot are doing...Whats all this smite stuff??  And how do I do it??

Oh crap, I wanna learn RP-ing....

Did he, or did he not remove a bunch of posts from my character page.  What happened to all of my "BIG NO" stuff...  I worked really hard on that.

xhonzi said:

 it seems that Mr. Solo is starting to enjoy the Pandemonium we have wrought.

Or maybe not.  I got my first warning.  How is kissing up to Solo coming, Frink?

I think I might have to archive my posts here because it looks like they might just get deleted there.

Panaka:

"Ahhhhh, it's good to be back. " says Moff Panaka as he takes a step off of his shuttle and breathes in the fresh Naboobian air. "It does Panaka's Naboobian heart good to be at Panaka's home again." But, of course, Moff Panaka's return to Naboo isn't all about reminiscing and reliving the good times. "The Good Times..." muses Panaka... "Before the Rebellion... before Ric Olie." Panaka means, of course, not the good times before he knew the Traitor Olie, but the good times before they became mortal enemies and ended up on differing sides of a galaxy wide war and also a galaxy wide beauty contest.

In fact, it is this reason Panaka has returned to Naboo. Panaka hasn't returned to his homeland as much as to Ric Olie's homeland. To search for clues that might put Panaka back on Olie's trail. Ric Olie, of course, discovered and tutored Anakin Skywalker and indirectly caused the death of beloved Emperor Palpatine, the former Naboobian Senator. For this, Panaka has returned to Naboo to make The Traitor Olie pay! But Panaka must be careful! In the 25-or-so years since Panaka last set foot on Naboo, much has changed. Though the Imperial Remnant still controls Naboo, Panaka's rank of Moff may not endear him to the locals or even the people he once knew.

*THUNK* Panaka slides his head (but not his shoulders, in the Corellian fashion) briskly to the right as a rock impacts on the surface of his shuttle.

TO BE CONTINUED

Solo:

OOC: (out of chat) You RP in the past tense Panaka... Like you're writing a book... Tell ya what, move this to the RP Academy in the help section... You can continue RP-ing on there and I'll throw in RP-ing tips for you all as it happens

Panaka:

Alas, is it the famed smuggler turned rebel turned statesman, Han Solo, who has cast this rock at Panaka's ship? "Oh no you didn't!" says Panaka as he hops over the guardrail next to his shuttle and starts pushing up his moff sleeves. "You may not be Olie, but Panaka's gonna put you in a world of hurt! Panaka needs the practice anyways!" says Panaka in his best Mr. T/Karl Malone impression. But Panaka knows not to rough him up too much. Even though former Naboobian Senator Palpatine didn't consider Han Solo a "prize" and considered his life forfeit, his presence here on Naboo surely is suspect. True, he could just be visiting his mother-in-law, but last Panaka knew, she was a dead as Olie's hairpiece. This could be the lead he was looking for! Solo ran, and turned to fire back at Panaka, just like he did on the Death Star I. His shot went wild and Panaka was on him in two more steps. Panaka lifted Han Solo by the scruff of his smuggler vest. Suddenly, Panaka's shirt was ripped and his bulging biceps could be seen... bulging as he lifted the Corellian in the air. "Talk!" says Panaka.

*THUNK* Another rock, possibly thrown by another Olie confederate... but this time Panaka's lightning reflexes were subdued by his intense focus on Han Solo. Unable to do the Corellian-bob, the rock strikes Panaka directly on the side of Panaka's head. Panaka drops Solo to the ground to turn to face his attacker. (Now his gleaming six pack is also visible. Man, no wonder Ric Olie lost the Handsome Naboo Devil contest all of those years ago! And, no doubt, Panaka's still got it!)

TO BE CONTINUED

Solo:

Panaka didn't you hear me?! Take it to the RP academy!! And post your name on the thread named Lesson 1! And then follow it to make sure you don't miss any of the pointers!

Well, looks like I've been deleted....boooooooo

My desecrated character page (before future desecration.  Basically, it's the 1997 Special Edition of my character page)

Panaka:

Name: Moff Panaka
Race: Naboobian
Age: 29
Faction: Imperial Remnant
Occupation: Hunting Down that Traitorous Nogoodnik Olie
Weapons: Pointy Space Hat, Common Space Sense, Killerer Looks than Olie
Weapon Proficiencys: Awesome Level 5
Equipment: Pistol, grappling hook and abs set to 'stun'
Ship(s): Star Destroyer "The Handsome Throne"
History: I was the head of the Royal Naboo Security Forces before, during, and after the Invasion of Naboo alongside my former friend and ally: Ric Olie. When the Empire was just getting started, Olie and I competed in the "Naboo Handsome Devil Revue". I won the Top Prize which was to become the Moff for the Chommell Sector. Olie was furious and our friendship and trust was broken as he swore to bring me down and destroy everything I stood for (and become an underwear model). I ignored him until he, through extension, killed Emperor Palpatine by finding and training Anakin Skywalker. Since that day, I have dedicated all Imperial Resources under my control to find the Traitor and bring him to justice.

RP Example:
I had him! The Naboobian Swamp Slug was twisting in his stomach, making it even harder for Olie's poor brain to function. But he would recall that there would be only one way to cure the pain... and that would lead him to my trap here on Alpha Ceti 5. I had just landed in my shuttle, when I heard the whine of Olie's ship landing just over the hill. The time to exact my revenge and bring him to justice was finally at hand! At my signal, Commander Tyke-o released the MegaTigers we had collected from Frokturia. Yes, this day would see the end of Ric Olie. All there was to do now was wait. Wait, and eat. "Tyke-o!" I called. "Sir?" he replied. "Bring me some cakes." "Sir!" he replied and ran off to bring me my second favourite snack. The first being chilled REVENGE!"
TO BE CONTINUED

<BIG SNIP OF OLIE/PANAKA BANTER GOES MISSING.  MAYBE TO RETURN IN FUTURE DIRECTOR'S CUT or 2004 DVD)

Solo:

As I said on the Naboo thread, Ric and Panaka move the thread to the RP academy so you can RP whilst I randomly throw in RP tips

Panaka:

Hey, Panaka's pretty sure there were some other post's here in Panaka's character thread. Did Han Solo smuggle them somewhere? Panaka wonders...

Solo:

Dude! Go to the Lesson 1 thread!

Panaka:

Panaka is not a 'dude', he is a Moff. And you, Former Captain Solo of the alleged "New Republic" will speak to Panaka with respect!

Panaka:

Panaka should have said: Panaka did not go to 8 years of 'Moff School' to be called 'Dude.' (Panaka hates when Panaka says something in the heat of the moment and then realizes several seconds later what Panaka should have said!)

Solo:

Alright Panaka... DUDE! Now you're starting to take the piss... Shape up or ship out... YOUR CALL!

TV's Frink said:

Han Solo has a better sense of humor than this!

 He doesn't seem to be acting in character much, wouldn't you say?

RP Academy thread where Solo will tell us what we are doing wrong.

Solo:

 

Alright Role Call!

Panaka:

 

Panaka is here, but not really. Panaka doesn't have the time to actually be at the Academy in person, so Panaka is tele-holo-comming in. Still, it's just an honor being nominated. But Panaka must return to his hunt for the Traitor Olie!

Solo:

Panaka... Stop it! I forbid you to post ANYWHERE else untill the other two have posted here... Understand?

 

Ric:

Capt. Ric Olie, pilot of the Royal Naboo Transport and Naboo Starfighter 1, reporting for duty SIR!!!

Panaka:

Kiss up.

Panaka:

Mr. Solo, sir. Olie and I have been talking... it doesn't seem like you get this RP'ing thing... you never seem to be in character. Or to have been in character, if you preferred to have had read it in the past tense.

Panaka is dying (er... ) has died to knew what was coming then!

PAST TENSE, PLEASE!

Coup d'etat!

Coup d'etat!

Coup d'etat!

Coup d'etat!

Coup d'etat!

Wow... just wow.  I'm honestly not sure how I feel about this whole thing.  On the one hand, I can't help but feel sorry for this dude trying to run his little game with you nozzles running around screwing with his life's ambitions.  On the other hand, I can't deny that I've been laughing... hard.