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“Sir knight, I just pissed in my pants … and no one can do anything about it.”
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Muxing up Movie quotes — Page 37
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I can’t walk anywhere without you asking me where I’m going. I’m going to Paris France, okay? I’m going to Banff Canada, alright? That’s where I’m going.
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Dad, WE’RE MEN. That means a few things: We like to shit with the door open, we talk about pussy, we go on river boat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That’s what we do, and now that is all wrecked.
We, literally, have never done any of those things.
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“Call me by your name, and I’ll call you by mine.”
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“I knew I should never have slept with the alien lifeforms from the star system Neon!”
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“Allow me to introduce you to Ceti Alpha V’s only indigenous life form. What do you think? They killed 20 of my crew, including my beloved wife.”
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“Allow me to introduce you to Ceti Alpha V’s only indigenous life form. What do you think? They killed 20 of my crew, including my beloved wife.”
ALLOL
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“Allow me to introduce you to Ceti Alpha V’s only indigenous life form. What do you think? They killed 20 of my crew, including my beloved wife.”
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“Where we’re going, we won’t need eyes to see.”
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“Let yourself feel the stag …”
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Take it to the “Icky sex in Star Wars” thread!
The Person in Question
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Goddammit.
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Take it to the “Icky sex in Star Wars” thread!
Or the “Icky sex in Highlander” thread.
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“Like the jacket? It keeps me safe when I’m jogging at night.”
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“There are many perfectly nice cats in the world, but every barrel has its bad apples, and it is well to heed the old adage, ‘Beware the bad cat bearing a grudge.’”
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"Drive us to our place on Mohawk, it’s just up the road. I’ll let you
know when we’re there.“’
“Get over violence, madness and death? What else is there?”
Also known as Mr. Liquid Jungle.
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Yeehaw, copy that ya sonofabitch pile of monkey nuts!
Luke: We’re not going to make it, your going to have to go on without me.
Han: No way, mister. You’re going to the top of this mountain, broken legs and all…
Luke: You’re crazy, you know that?
Han: Yeah? Tell me something I don’t know.
Luke: Alright, promise me one thing though if I die before I reach the summit you’ll use me as an alternative food source.
Han: Ew, gross.
Luke: Eat me, dammit! That’s an ORDER!
Han: Maybe just you’re love handles.
Luke: I have love handles?
Han: yeah.
No! No disassemble!
R2D2 (parodying tv announcer): Escaped robot fights for his life. Film at eleven.
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Fuck you, you greasy trailer park boy.
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Whatever happened to Han Solo vs. Indiana Jones?
“What Orwell feared were those who would ban books. What Huxley feared was that there would be no reason to ban a book, for there would be no one who wanted to read one.”
Neil Postman, Amusing Ourselves to Death
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We Toys See Everything!
“Get over violence, madness and death? What else is there?”
Also known as Mr. Liquid Jungle.
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Love is the only thing that can save this poor creature, and I am going to convince him that he is loved, even at the cost of my own life. No matter what you hear in there, no matter how cruelly I may beg you, no matter how terribly I may scream, do not open this door or you will undo everything I have worked for, do you understand? Do NOT open this door.
Let me out of here. Get me the hell out of here…What the hell is the matter with you people, I was joking! Don’t you know a good joke when you hear one? HAHAHA! Jesus Christ get me out of here! Open this goddamned door or I’ll kick your rotten heads in! MOMMY!
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Anakin: So, what he’d do?
Fuck her?
“Get over violence, madness and death? What else is there?”
Also known as Mr. Liquid Jungle.
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"Uh-huh. That’s right. Who’s laughing now?"
"Who’s laughing now‽"
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ALLOL!
“Get over violence, madness and death? What else is there?”
Also known as Mr. Liquid Jungle.
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"There. Sure glad I don’t look stupid in this."