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Misbegotten Movie Concepts

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What movies should probably never ever be made (or maybe they should)?

1. Comedy in which concentration camp prisoners put on a variety show...

[Well there was Hogan's Heroes and The Producers' Springtime for Hitler, but that could be one messed up movie]

2. Old Yeller 2

3. Star Wars Episode -I: Rise of Ric Olie

The epic tale of Ric Olie, since Star Wars has always been about the Crusade of Ric Olie, before it was the Adventures of Luke and before it was the Tragedy of Anakin.

The blue elephant in the room.

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Mrebo said:


3. Star Wars Episode -I: Rise of Ric Olie

:-/

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TV's Frink said:

 

Mrebo said:


3. Star Wars Episode -I: Rise of Ric Olie

:-/

 

I know, I know, but I needed a third movie. Lists of 2 seem lacking.

The blue elephant in the room.

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DON'T TRY TO BLAME IT ON THE LENGTH OF THE LIST. THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR HATING ON RIC.

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TV's Frink said:

DON'T TRY TO BLAME IT ON THE LENGTH OF THE LIST. THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR HATING ON RIC.

I don't know that any film could do Ric Olie justice is all.

The blue elephant in the room.

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I, for one, welcome our new Nabooian male pilot overlords.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

END OF LINE

(It hasn’t happened yet)

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4. Black "comedies" starring talentless rappers "acting" as black stereotypes in typically stereotypical ways.

Oh, wait ...

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Disney's Fantasia: The Extended Edition

Pinnochio Strikes Again!

The Kamal ud-Din Behzad Code - A story of murder, intrigue, and secret coded puzzles hidden in art that expose huge coverups in Islam

Rocky Quincy Balboa aka Rocky 7 - Rocky, unable to stay out of the ring, comes out of retirement in this thrilling conclusion to the series.  Does he have what it takes to "go the distance" one last time, again?

Citizen Kane: The Special Edition (Special Effects by LFL, overseen by George Lucas)

A History of Soup

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Citizen Kane IN COLOR!!!

Courtesy of Ted Turner

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Godfather SE.   The scene where Michael Corleone shoots Sollozzo is cgied so Sollozzo shots first.   CGI editing courtesy of Lucasfilm LTD. 

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A movie depicting the origins of the Marvel character 'Wolverine'.
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Jedi of Oz

Liam Neeson finds himself in Oz, takes down many Oz villains with a lightsaber and sings "Somewhere Over the Rainbow"

The blue elephant in the room.

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The Rocketeer 2

 

 

Actually... that probably would've been good...

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Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Diarrhea

The Little Commie--A rags to riches story in the former USSR.

A Protazoan's Life--The story about an amoeba who helps his friends learn the value of teamwork and thus overcome the bullying of eosinophils.

For Keepsies--Another sports movie, this time about the thrills of playing marbles and a young child who overcomes all odds to win a bag full of 416 marbles including three steelies and a very special cat's eye.

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darth_ender said:

For Keepsies--Another sports movie, this time about the thrills of playing marbles and a young child who overcomes all odds to win a bag full of 416 marbles including three steelies and a very special cat's eye.

LOL

edit - Actually I might watch that. Are there galaxians and black beach balls?

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Mrebo said:

Jedi of Oz

Liam Neeson finds himself in Oz, takes down many Oz villains with a lightsaber and sings "Somewhere Over the Rainbow"

I WANT!

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doubleKO said:

darth_ender said:

For Keepsies--Another sports movie, this time about the thrills of playing marbles and a young child who overcomes all odds to win a bag full of 416 marbles including three steelies and a very special cat's eye.

LOL

edit - Actually I might watch that. Are there galaxians and black beach balls?

 The film is still in scriptwriting stage, scheduled to be released in 2197.  Talk to renowned writer Harvey G. Phenumbrum and I'm sure he'll include them.

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Seal Clubbing: A Gentlemen's Guide

Honey, I Blew Up the Kid...And All I Could Find Were Two Fingers and an Ear

Star Trek: The Tholian Ambassador

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Indiana Jones and the Place Where Stuff Happened in the Past

The Things

Shit My Dad Says: The Motion Picture

 

Since they're like poetry, what with the rhyming and all, I find that I only need to watch three out of the six films.