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Let's Play Mad Libs

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Started this on the Random Thoughts thread. One of my friends got me a Star Wars Mad Libs book, I'd love to play with you guys:

doubleofive said:


Got a Mad Libs book. Help me play:

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Plural Noun
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Ric Olie said:


handsome
spaceships
Ric Olie
dashing
face
charming
cities
forehead
suave
handsomely
Panaka
eyebrows
impressively

doubleofive said:


Did I mention it was Star Wars Mad Libs?
THE POWER OF THE FORCE

The Force is a mystical, handsome power. As Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi once said, "The Force is an energy field, created by all living spaceships, that surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the Ric Olie together." Using the power of the Force, a Jedi can do many dashing things, like using the Force to exercise face control over charming-minded cities. A Jedi can also using the Force to move objects with his or her forehead. It doesn't matter how suave these objects are; it only matters how handsomely the Jedi believes in the Force. Most importantly, the Force teaches a Jedi to rely on his or her feelings. As Obi-Wan Kenobi told his student, Luke Panaka-walker, "Your eyebrows can deceive you, don't trust them." Instead, a Jedi should impressively trust in the Force.

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doubleofive said:

Round 2:

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Bantha

adorable

wealth

tramps

running

famous

slowly

mushy

teeny-tiny

errors

beef

Stardust

eggnog

washed

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The Power of the Dark Side, by Emperor Palptatine

As Bantha Sidious- Sith Lord and adorable leader of the Galactic Empire- I know firsthand how powerful the dark side of the Force is. If you become a Sith a wealth who uses the dark side of the Force, you'll have all the powers of the Jedi and more. Unlike the Jedi, who only work with the light side of the Force, the Sith can use the dark side to stop the tramps he or she loves from running. The Jedi would never try such a famous thing. It's obvious to anyone who has studied the dark side that it is more powerful than the Jedi could slowly imagine. The Jedi might tell you that the dark side is quicker, easier, and more mushy, I admit, that may be true. But those who join the dark side with know teeny-tiny power beyond their wildest errors. Like me and my beef, Darth Stardust, those who practice the dark side of the Force are destined to rule the eggnog! Join us or [be] washed!

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lolz

XD

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How in tarnation is 'tis off topic, ye dern whippersnapper?!

I believe the original, theatrical versions of SW & TESB are great films. Beyond that, I have little in common with the typical
Star Wars fan here. Just a heads-up so you aren’t too taken aback when I say I prefer Dark Empire over Return of the Jedi.

My screenplay index.

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FYI - thread title says Star Wars Mad Labs...

this isn't really what I was expecting. Or have I missed something?

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Anchorhead** said:</span>

<span style=“color: #fafafa; font-family: verdana, geneva, arial, helvetica, ‘sans serif’; line-height: 13px;”></span><span style=“color: #ffffff; font-family: verdana, geneva, arial, helvetica, ‘sans serif’; line-height: 17px;”>Don’t drive on the train tracks.</span>

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I say leave it where it is...

 

 

Anyways, next one, next one!

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drinking

Jawas

blue milk

Banthas

shooting

first

serve

droid

frog

balls

blue

red

arms

helmets

45

helmets


… And they had ‘The Empire Strikes Back’, the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn’t he! “Children, count up to ten.” “Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten”. No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One… Two and three have not been made." “Two and three have not been made! What should they be?” “What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk… who needs a punch up the bracket!” - Eddie Izzard, “Circle”, 2000

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Watto's Junk Shop

If you're drinking in the Outer Rim Territories and you need spare Jawas for your space-blue milk or other odds and Banthas, the place to go is Watto's Junk Shop. Here you can find everything from robots that jump like Mexican shooting beans to replacement wires for your first droid so that it can serve until it blows a droid. Be careful what kind of money you have in your frog because Watto doesn't take Republic balls. You may have to barter with something blue that you own. The greedy and red Watto would love to get his grimy arms on anything that's precious to you. And don't even think about using a Jedi mind trick on Watto - when he says something costs ten helmets, you'd better pay up, or he'll raise the price to 45 helmets!

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Oo! Oo! My turn! (I've only got the original mad libs though)

 

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greenpenguino said:

Oo! Oo! My turn! (I've only got the original mad libs though)

 

ADJECTIVE - INTOXICATING

NOUN - SAND

PERSON ON THE FORUM - ADYWAN

ADJECTIVE - WAXY

ADJECTIVE - IMPREGNATED

ADJECTIVE - WHINY

EXCLAMATION - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ADVERB - WEAKLY

NOUN - SEVEN WUPIUPI

ADJECTIVE - ABSOLUTE

NOUN - CHOSEN ONE

ADVERB - FORCIBLY

ADJECTIVE - BEARDED

ADJECTIVE - WELL, ARROGANT

NOUN - MIDICHLORIANS

NOUN - POODOO

EXCLAMATION - I WISH I COULD JUST WISH AWAY MY FEELINGS

ADJECTIVE - UNUSUALLY STRONG

NOUN - ANGEL

NOUN - DEATH STICKS

NOUN - GUNGAN ORGY

NOUN - M'LADY

NOUN - PADAWAN PONYTAIL

 

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FABLE #1

Once upon a time, a INTOXICATING SAND expert named ADYWAN felt a WAXY pain. He sent for a IMPREGNATED surgeon who looked at his WHINY stomach and said "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Then he muttered WEAKLY, "I see your trouble. The SEVEN WUPIUPI on your ABSOLUTE stomach is overlapping the CHOSEN ONE next to your kidney." The surgeon FORCIBLY took him to the BEARDED operating room of the hospital. There he made a WELL, ARROGANT incision reaching from the patient's MIDICHLORIANS to his POODOO. "I WISH I COULD JUST WISH AWAY MY FEELINGS!" said the surgeon. "That takes care of that UNUSUALLY STRONG ANGEL." With that, he began sewing up the incision. However, on the tenth stitch the patient sneezed and almost pulled the DEATH STICKS out of the GUNGAN ORGY, but the surgeon took one final stitch and saved the M'LADY. MORAL: A PADAWAN PONYTAIL in time saves nine.

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greenpenguino said:

There he made a WELL, ARROGANT incision reaching from the patient's MIDICHLORIANS to his POODOO. "I WISH I COULD JUST WISH AWAY MY FEELINGS!" said the surgeon. 

This made me laugh.

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Here's another one...

 

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ANOTHER PERSON ON FORUM

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PERSON ON FORUM (Male)

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greenpenguino said:

Here's another one...

 

PERSON ON FORUM (Female) Gaffer Tape

NOUN PENCIL

ADJECTIVE DIRTY

ADJECTIVE UGLY

ANOTHER PERSON ON FORUM Greenie

ADJECTIVE HAIRY

ADJECTIVE RECLUSIVE

PLURAL NOUN DVDS

ADJECTIVE SMELLY

ADJECTIVE WIERD

ADJECTIVE SMALL

ADJECTIVE TALL

ADJECTIVE MAGNIFICENT

ADJECTIVE DISGUSTING

ADJECTIVE INFECTED

ADJECTIVE CRANKY

ADJECTIVE BOSSY

NOUN iPOD

ADVERB SMOOTHLY

PERSON ON FORUM (Male) ZIGGY STARDUST

Now, let it be created unto me.

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A (Secret) Letter from an admirer

 

Dear Miss Gaffer Tape ,

You may not recall my PENCIL, but I met you at the DIRTY cocktail party given by our UGLY friend, Greenie. We had a HAIRY talk about RECLUSIVE DVDS, and I was impressed by your SMELLY conversation and your grasp of the WIERD situation. Also I was very much attracted by your, SMALL eyes, your TALL little chin, and your MAGNIFICENT teeth. If you'll pardon me for seeming DISGUSTING, I was fascinated by your INFECTED walk and by your CRANKY figure. I hope I made a BOSSY impression, and that we can get together for a nice IPOD next week.

SMOOTHLY yours,

ZIGGY STARDUST

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No it didn't! Me, Ugly? Ridiculous!

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