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Just saw my first "non Star Wars" movie starring Hayden Christensen

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No, I'm not talking about Jumper. I just saw "Shattered Glass" a docudrama about Stephen Glass, a fraudulent journalist who worked as a writer for The New Republic magazine. I have to say that I no longer think Hayden is a terrible actor. He certainly has his niche and is by no means "versatile" but I was surprised that he was able to evoke so much sympathy and emotional scenes seemed pretty real. The delivery of some lines felt eerily reminiscent of Star Wars but overall the performance wasn't bad. I think Hayden was either miscast or misdirected or both as Anakin but he's not all that terrible of actor if put in the right role. 

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Hayden was actually pretty good in Shattered Glass, but he just can't pull off anything dramatically, especially in key scenes in a movie.  He is so bad in the PT, especially in ROTS when he is arguing with Obiwan on Mustafar, that scene is laughable.

Hayden is an example of what is wrong with Hollywood these days, as there are many actors/actresses who are employed and get movie roles simply because they are good looking people.  There are alot of good actors these days who don't have movie star looks (Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Ed Norton, and I'm sure we can make a nice list).  But the big budget movie roles go to the 'good looking' actors who can't act for shit like the guy in Indy IV and Transformers, can't think of his name, but he sucks.  Megan Fox is another example of a hot actress who gets a job simply because she is hot.

If you want to see early Hayden, rent the TV series Higher Ground, where he plays a troubled teen who is sent to a reform school.  He does the same exact whiney crap in that show, and is just as bad as he was in the PT.

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CO said:

Hayden is an example of what is wrong with Hollywood these days, as there are many actors/actresses who are employed and get movie roles simply because they are good looking people.

Okay, but what's Hayden's excuse?

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I think what would have added a little something to HC's performance in the prequels is if they modulated his voice a bit lower and lower as he turned more towards the Dark Side.  Not to the point where he sounds exactly like JEJ during the final duel, but enough that the vocal transition from "Anakin" to "Vader" would feel a little more natural.

Over at FanEdit, there's a guy who just finished an edit of Batman Begins.  One of the things he did was pitch Katie Holmes' voice down and in the before/after clip he posted, it makes a HUGE difference.

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Don't forget Samuel L. Jackson was in Jumper too. Remember when he had street cred after being in Pulp Fiction?

Look at his awful perfromances in the prequels, jumper, etc. 

Jumper was one of the worst films i have literally ever seen. and Awake was not any better.  So Hayden was decent in Life as a house and shattered glass.  The reason he was recommended to George was the Virgin Suicides by Sophia Coppola who just so happens to be George Lucas goddaughter.

That Dawsons Creek actor Jonathan Jackson was considered but i don't think he was ever even tested on a screen test.  And since Lucasfilms had a problem in the Past with getting Tom Selleck out of a contract to play Indiana Jones, i don't think they wanted to go through that Again with Him.

Besides they were Looking for that sullen, whiny quality which Hayden has in spades.

The original trilogies cast ended up with What Three Possible Ensemble Combinations.  But the Prequels could not be cast this way because anakin was a kid in episode 1, Else they would have had Hayden in all three,lol.  2 is more than enough, never mind putting him into Return of the Jedi.

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Octorox said:

No, I'm not talking about Jumper. I just saw "Shattered Glass" a docudrama about Stephen Glass, a fraudulent journalist who worked as a writer for The New Republic magazine. I have to say that I no longer think Hayden is a terrible actor. He certainly has his niche and is by no means "versatile" but I was surprised that he was able to evoke so much sympathy and emotional scenes seemed pretty real. The delivery of some lines felt eerily reminiscent of Star Wars but overall the performance wasn't bad. I think Hayden was either miscast or misdirected or both as Anakin but he's not all that terrible of actor if put in the right role. 

I agree that not all of Hayden's performances are as bad as his prequel ones, but I think you're being too enthusiastic. I've seen many performances of his and I've never seen one in which he didn't make the character come off lame. When the character is supposed to be lame (such as in Shattered Glass) he can get away with it, but I wouldn't call those great performances. I didn't I felt any particular sympathy for his character in Shattered Glass, though it was a better performance than his prequel performances. His best performance is probably in Life as a House, in which he had to play a sulky teen. As you can guess, Hayden can do sulky teen well enough, but that's not to say it was a masterpiece of acting. If you give him a character who's supposed to be a lame twerp he can do it well enough, but I wouldn't call any of his work particularly special. Whereas if you give him a character to play who's not a lame twerp he fucks it up, though usually not as badly as in the prequels. In no role have I seen him do anything of special depth or strength.

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Hayden was actually pretty good in Shattered Glass, but he just can't pull off anything dramatically, especially in key scenes in a movie.  He is so bad in the PT, especially in ROTS when he is arguing with Obiwan on Mustafar, that scene is laughable.

The ranting in Mustafar has to be some of lamest stuff ever. And "You underestimate my POWER!!" which has me in stiches laughing it's so bad.

I wouldn't go so far as to say he was good in Shattered Glass, but his performance there worked far better than his prequel performances.  He certainy is good at making a character come off lame, which worked well in the scenes in which Stephen Glass gets all emo and whines and pleads and argues. He made the guy so pathetic. And he made Anakin that way too, which didn't work so well.

If you want to see early Hayden, rent the TV series Higher Ground, where he plays a troubled teen who is sent to a reform school.  He does the same exact whiney crap in that show, and is just as bad as he was in the PT.

 That sounds disturbing. lol

But the big budget movie roles go to the 'good looking' actors who can't act for shit like the guy in Indy IV and Transformers, can't think of his name, but he sucks. 

I would disagree rather strongly about Shia LeBeouf. He's no empty pretty boy. He's a good actor who makes his characters very human. He was one of the good points of both those films. His brings a lot of personality to his roles.

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Don't forget Samuel L. Jackson was in Jumper too. Remember when he had street cred after being in Pulp Fiction?

Look at his awful perfromances in the prequels, jumper, etc. 

I don't think he was bad in Jumper, but his prequel performances were awful and Mace Windu is one of the most annoying characters in those films.

Jumper was one of the worst films i have literally ever seen. and Awake was not any better. 

I think Awake was even worse than Jumper. It was such a fucking lame film. And did you notice how the main character did fuck all to save himself? It was all other people. All he did was run around being lame.

But the Prequels could not be cast this way because anakin was a kid in episode 1,

I think if Lucas had kept to his original backstory the character would have been an adult from the first film. But it wouldn't have been Hayden if Lucas had kept true to the original vision of Anakin.

Else they would have had Hayden in all three,lol.  2 is more than enough, never mind putting him into Return of the Jedi.

Hayden in ROTJ is right up there with the revision of the Han-Greedo scene as one of the worst things ever done to a film.

Besides they were Looking for that sullen, whiny quality which Hayden has in spades

I very much doubt Lucas originally envisioned Anakin like that, so that later version of him represents destructive revisionism.

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I think what would have added a little something to HC's performance in the prequels is if they modulated his voice a bit lower and lower as he turned more towards the Dark Side.  Not to the point where he sounds exactly like JEJ during the final duel, but enough that the vocal transition from "Anakin" to "Vader" would feel a little more natural.

Over at FanEdit, there's a guy who just finished an edit of Batman Begins.  One of the things he did was pitch Katie Holmes' voice down and in the before/after clip he posted, it makes a HUGE difference.

 

 You realize he has a voice changer and amplifier in the mask, right?

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Yeah, but it just feels like too extreme a change going straight from Hayden to JEJ.  Modulating HC's voice when he turns would have been a better stepping stone from one voice to the other.

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I have nothing to add at this point, I just wanted to say that upon clicking on this topic I thought it was going to be a post about the ROTJ controversy. I guess I should have done more than just scan the title.

Oh and Peter Sarsgaard is wicked good in that movie.

And a hearty chuckle to all you who have seen Awake and Jumper. Fucking why?

 

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Honestly, the only way I can watch the prequels now is by mentally putting all of Anakin's lines through the JEJ voice modulator in my head.  Everything from "I'm a person and my name is Anakin" to "You turned her against me!" sounds much better, or at least more funny, in Vader's voice.  Try it!


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That is so wizard.

 

Anyone see any non-Star Wars Jake Lloyd movies lately?

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Ziz said:

Yeah, but it just feels like too extreme a change going straight from Hayden to JEJ.  Modulating HC's voice when he turns would have been a better stepping stone from one voice to the other.

I dunno man, quite frankly that would have been as jarring to me as Palpatine's face. Sith eyes are lame enough, do we really need Sith to go around getting deeper voices just because they turn to the darkside? Just makes zero sense. Like dark father said, it is a voice modulator, I don't see anything extreme about that. Hell, we have voice modulators in real life, and they do make extreme changes to your voice. You'd also have a few continuity problems on hand with this idea. For one, when exactly did Anakin turn back to the lightside? Shouldn't his voice have changed back to a lightside voice at that point? Instead, his voice changes back the instant his mask comes off. 

Personally, I cannot think of a better stepping stone for Vader voice change than when he puts on a his voice modulated mask. And beside, Hayden with JEJ's voice? I shudder to think how retarded that would look, and it seems ashame for such a great voice to be wasted in dubbing over such a lousy actor. At least at the end of ROTS the guys face was covered up.

 

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Honestly, the only way I can watch the prequels now is by mentally putting all of Anakin's lines through the JEJ voice modulator in my head.  Everything from "I'm a person and my name is Anakin" to "You turned her against me!" sounds much better, or at least more funny, in Vader's voice.  Try it!


"Yipee!"

 

Wow, I have been doing this for nearly five minutes now and it does not get old. Has me cracking up, especially lines like, "Are you and angel?" "I heard the freighter pilots talk about them. They come from the moons of Diago... I think." Hahahaha!

 

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That is so wizard.

 

Anyone see any non-Star Wars Jake Lloyd movies lately?

lol nope.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jake_Lloyd

He doesn't look anything like Hayden lol

 

Wow, he looks almost exactly the same, only with longer hair and and one of those pubis beards.

Damn, he has played in a lot of movies.

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doubleofive said:

Honestly, the only way I can watch the prequels now is by mentally putting all of Anakin's lines through the JEJ voice modulator in my head.  Everything from "I'm a person and my name is Anakin" to "You turned her against me!" sounds much better, or at least more funny, in Vader's voice.  Try it!


"Yipee!"

 

Wow, I have been doing this for nearly five minutes now and it does not get old. Has me cracking up, especially lines like, "Are you and angel?" "I heard the freighter pilots talk about them. They come from the moons of Diago... I think." Hahahaha!

I should contact Chad Vader and have him redub all of Anakin's lines in the prequels for us.  I want the same inflection, same (lack of) emotion, just deep and dark sounding.

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