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I would like to state for the record that I HATE PACKING/MOVING.

 

~* you know you love me... xoxo *~

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I was playing shuffleboard the other evining and totally BOTCHED a shot.

Wait.. that is what this thread is about?

I'd hate to think it's about gay women getting masculine haircuts. Do we really need a threat about "butching"?

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TheBoost said:

Do we really need a threat about "butching"?

I like butching. The art & skill of hacking up a dead** body is one of the most important thing a person can know.

 

 

** 'Dead' is an assumption, and is not intended to limit anyone's enjoyment of an activity. Subject to approval in 39 states & 9 provinces.

Star Wars Episode XXX: Erica Strikes Back

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I just purchased a Logik (see they did a little thing there by replacing the C with a K) LUL55S10 undercounter larder fridge.

Don't get me wrong, nice little fridge, attractive design, inexpensive etc, etc BUT what in the name of Rassilon's rod possessed them to wrap the surfaces with sticky clingfilm BEFORE assembly.

That's right, it's impossible to remove all the clingfilm without taking it to pieces so you have a choice of instantly invalidating your warranty or getting down on the floor and picking the plastic skin off the thing for hours and hours and hours and never ever getting all of it off.

It's the ideal Christmas present for someone with OCD that you really don't like (they will be down on their knees for so long they won't even notice the dust building up on them).

It's like the Nestene daffodils all over again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6Dp2OfIT_M

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What?  You wouldn't call that a botched design?

There is no lingerie in space...

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don't exist... then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks... and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming... Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Some time ago I purchased in good faith a copy of the David Niven film Vampira (aka Old Dracula) which turned out to be a really awful bootleg (taped of the television on VHS station idents ad break cards etc and converted to DVD). 

Naturally I demanded a refund.

The clown gave me the number for FACT and suggested I'd try Scotland Yard while I was at it.

I'm niggled.

I could report the guy but he will just pop up again under another name.

It's really got under my skin though.

I've been warned against using the Burundi Wand (this sort of thing can backfire terribly) but the guy has it coming right?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6Dp2OfIT_M

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Sure has! report him! if everyone who ended up getting a bootleg film reported him - i think he would find himself in hot water, or at least the pressure would be on him.

 

You can never go home again, but i guess you can shop there.

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Englands out of the world cup, so is the team i got in office sweep-stakes  ....North Korea..... lucky me......*sniff*

 

You can never go home again, but i guess you can shop there.

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Once again would like to add my dislike of packing/moving.... doing it again in 2 weeks.

 

Also I hate being on-call and hate post-call even more.

~* you know you love me... xoxo *~

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Hot.like.fire said:

Once again would like to add my dislike of packing/moving.... doing it again in 2 weeks.

 

Also I hate being on-call and hate post-call even more.

Yeah, moving sucks and post-call is ass.

Nice to see you drop by randomly. Old faces are always a welcome sight.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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Had to visit grandma at the hospital. I was the only one available to go and feed her. Came 30 minutes late because of traffic and found no place to park the car. I parked it badly inside the hospital's parking lot, blocking 2 cars in the process. Found her, she'd already eaten. Ok so I'm useless. She tried to talk, couldn't understand a thing, as she's had a stroke.

Came to get the car a hour later, in the hurry I jumped from a height and hurt my feet. Found two ladies by the car complaining cause they couldn't get out, they were in the right so I said nothing, however they kept repeating that they'd called the tow truck. When I finally got home, tired, sweaty and pissed off, it hit me. How the hell was the tow truck supposed to get inside that parking lot, get my car and get out of there considering that it was filled to the brim with cars?

Who cares, I thought. As long as they didn't get my lisence plate I'm good. Tried to wash my hands, but I was interrupted by a strange sensation. Like if something was tickling my right foot. A fucking bigass cockroach was trying to crawl on my foot! I jumped about 3 feet in the air, lost my temper and drowned the fucker with floor detergent. How do they come in??? So I tried to pull down the blind, which was still up, whadda you know... The ropey thingy snapped clear off. Now the blind will stay down for a while, I guess.

 "Hey, wanna see me tempt fate? Could this day get any worse? I did it ironically, so I think I'm safe." 

 

Well... I do feel a little better now. My feet still hurt, though.

I hate the fucking traffic. I hate it....


… And they had ‘The Empire Strikes Back’, the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn’t he! “Children, count up to ten.” “Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten”. No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One… Two and three have not been made." “Two and three have not been made! What should they be?” “What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk… who needs a punch up the bracket!” - Eddie Izzard, “Circle”, 2000

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I think my grandpa only has a few weeks left.

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Leonardo said:

...in the hurry I jumped from a height and hurt my feet.

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A ... cockroach was trying to crawl on my foot! I jumped about 3 feet in the air,

 <snip>

Well... I do feel a little better now. My feet still hurt, though.

Was this the same jumping event in both stories, was there a cockroach at each jumping event, or were you high?

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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Maybe the roach was on dope, but I didn't think to ask him. Did he ask me permission to climb my right foot? Nope. Down the drain he went.


… And they had ‘The Empire Strikes Back’, the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn’t he! “Children, count up to ten.” “Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten”. No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One… Two and three have not been made." “Two and three have not been made! What should they be?” “What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk… who needs a punch up the bracket!” - Eddie Izzard, “Circle”, 2000

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Nope.


… And they had ‘The Empire Strikes Back’, the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn’t he! “Children, count up to ten.” “Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten”. No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One… Two and three have not been made." “Two and three have not been made! What should they be?” “What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk… who needs a punch up the bracket!” - Eddie Izzard, “Circle”, 2000

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