The Star Wars Pun Game

Okay, the few who've already read this know that I already had some rules in mind.  I'm changing those rules because now that I think of it, it's far roo restrictive and this thread would die quickly.  Maybe something like this has been created already, but as I always say, mine is better.  Just share with us your favorite Star Wars puns.  Here is my original example

"For now we see through a glass, darthly; but then face to face."

From the Holy Sithtures, 1 Mandalorians 13:12.

EDIT: Expanded the rules.

xhonzi said:

Wow, that's terrible.  How are we supposed to follow that up?

(and I think this thread should be in General Star Wars Chat)

 Yes, I'm sure it should be.  I thought of that after I posted it.  I'm sure you guys can top it if you give it the ol' college try.

"Don't say a word ma'am. I know just why you're calling. You're wondering when that shaggy carpet you ordered will arrive at your home. Let me assure you madam, it's on its way. It was made specially for you by a little old woman four planets away. She did it all by herself. In fact you might say she did it by hand...solo."

-Trader Dann from The Star Wars Holiday Special

What advice did Lando give Han at his bachelor party?

"May divorce be with you."

C'mon guys, it's not that hard, but it is oh, so much fun.

Which Sith Lord prevailed in academics?

Darth Studious.

A series of competitions took place between Lando and his suave buddies when trying to impress the ladies at parties.  They called these competitions The Cologne Wars.

I'm just making these up on the spot!  I'm sure you can all do it.  The cornier, the better.

Reposted from Blu thread:

scott jenkins said (on Amazon):

"Luckily for us, the admirers and supporters of your original vision, there are preservationists and faneditors out there preserving what you refuse to.

ADYWAN to have to tell you this, but you're HARMYing your chances of anyone caring about yourfuture endeavors with these actions."

For Piett's sake, take a long hard Luke at yourself and get bacta work ender!

Or face my Rancor and risk Grievous bodily harm!

Very nice, doubleKO.  Brilliantly corny!

And yes, Leonardo, I think stolen puns are great!  That is a good one too.

US economy: The Debt Star!

EU economy: The Debt Star II!

darth_ender said:

Very nice, doubleKO.  Brilliantly corny!

Oola la! I feel like Yoda-ling!

My twin suns wear a Bib Fortuna.

I buy it by the krayt, so sometimes it gets a bit Chewie.

What's a fishing boat for?

To Carrie Fishermen.

Come on KO, don't force it.

It's the poodoo you do so well!

Ar... too hard. I'm Fett up with this. I'm going to the Maul. I hear there's a new snAckbar. Then if I can Wedge it in, I might buy some AT-ATchments for my new laptop. It's made of carbon...

'Night!

Where did Harry Potter purchase his Star Wars memorabilia?

Dianoga Alley.

Master DoubleKO, more to say have you?  Those are brilliant!  I've enjoyed all the other contributions as well.

Oh! What a feeling...

Toy Yoda.

What do you get when you cross a certain hated alien with the most prolific poster on OT.com?

Jar Jar Frinks!

When will George stop changing our movies?

Not Antilles dead.

Don't drive your car on Hoth.

Your TomTom will freeze before you reach the first marker.