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Episodes I, II, & III in 5 seconds

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That second one is especially funny. :-P

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Loved Revenge of the Sith, major improvment on the actually film. This is now my definitive version of the PT. I am going to save these, burn them to a DVD, make a nifty case for them, and make a spot on my DVD shelf right in front of the SW trilogy.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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The thing is The prequels are not even worth 15 seconds of your life.  Much Less Six hours.  and People waited sixteen years for episode 1 absolutely pathetic.

 

You know the saying "fool me once shame on you.  Fool me twice shame on me."  Lucas fooled people 6 times

1. Phantom Menace

2. Attack of the Clones

3. Revenge of the Sith

4. Indiana Jones IV

5. Clone Wars

6.  Force Unleashed

“Always loved Vader’s wordless self sacrifice. Another shitty, clueless, revision like Greedo and young Anakin’s ghost. What a fucking shame.” -Simon Pegg.

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The second one is definitely the best!

F Scale score - 3.3333333333333335

You are disciplined but tolerant; a true American.

Pissing off Rob since August 2007.
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skyjedi2005 said:

...and People waited sixteen years for episode 1 absolutely pathetic.

 

Dammit sky, you don't have to remind me!

 

HA! And I was only fooled once! I saw Phantom in the theater, but NEVER ONCE did I see AOTC in the cinema. Though after hearing everyone raving about how Lucas "finally did it!" and how he "made a prequel that is WAY better than Return of the Jedi" and how it was "so much better than the other two you can't even compare it!" I had to go see for myself (so, it was really those idiots who fooled me that time, not Lucas). And as for FU, I bought a used copy from Gamestop (fancy that, a few days out and already a used copy!), and will be returning it within the seven day "no questions asked" return policy for used games. I never expected much out of it, especially not the PS2 version, and since they just happened to have a used one, I bought it simply to check it out with the intention of returning it. As for Clone Wars, never even had the slightest desire to see it, and I sure I never will. When the actual TV show starts and I happen upon it by accident, I might quit changing channels for a second or two out of curiosity. 

I am sorry for all the folks who have constantly been fooled, but I learnt my lesson early on.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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loved the second the best. btw, the best in the prequel trilogy was phantom menace.