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I had a funny story that I wanted to tell, but I couldn't decide what thread to put it in, so I just decided to make one.

Here goes:

My friend Mikey went to Yale for an interview thing (for prospective students). When the interviewer asked Mikey what he did for fun in his spare time, Mikey replied, with a completely straight face: "Well, I do the internet."

The interviewer was not amused.

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hahahhaa that is a GREAT story. this should be a really good thread cuz i know i always have funny weird things happen to me, or my friends. and you guys know how much i love to share my life stories

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Originally posted by: Nanner Split
I had a funny story that I wanted to tell, but I couldn't decide what thread to put it in, so I just decided to make one.

Here goes:

My friend Mikey went to Yale for an interview thing (for prospective students). When the interviewer asked Mikey what he did for fun in his spare time, Mikey replied, with a completely straight face: "Well, I do the internet."

The interviewer was not amused.


YOu really dont knwo the can of worms you jsut opened up with HLF on this forum LOL
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I was over my buddy's a while back, and I had this bottle of terrible imported rum to myself. After a while one of my buddy's had passed out, and the few that were left were just trying to sober up enough to drive home. I did not stop drinking however, and at some point I lost my memory. After around 20-25 shots I guess I had to urinate, so I stood up, whipped it out, pointed it at my buddy's cat's litter box and just let it fucking fly. Apparently my aim was a little off... it was like an old lady trying to operate a fire hose, and I ended up going all over my buddy's floor and Playstation 2. Everyone was just staring in disbelief I was told.

I didn't not remember doing any of that - at all. I was told the next day.

Harrison Ford Has Pretty Much Given Up on His Son. Here's Why

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shes been trying to think of a new thread for a long time, and i think you just fulfilled her wish.


HAHAHA that reminds of a very funny story about my buddy aj. hahaha i dont know whether i should post it though
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I once seen a plane that laned in the middle of a free way.
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haha stinky that is a good story. i've done some pretty stupid shit like that too.

my 18th bday, i was pissed outta my MIND, like we are talking so drunk i didnt even remember half the night and was puking my guts up half the time. well i had to pee really really badly and we were outside by my school, so finally i couldnt hold it any longer and i peed all over a wall. it was the first of 4 episodes that year that i urinated in public. haha i'm happy to safe i haven't done that since gr 12. (which is about 3 years now)

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And once my dad put icyhot on his balls and he was screaming out loud and it was in a campground and everyone heard it.
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hahaha so many funny pee storys.

last year, my buddy and i went to the club on campus at UBC, the club is in our sub, so its like 12 and someone hit the firealarm so we all and to go outside, so we're outside and hes like i gotta piss so he goes over to the wall and is like 10 ft away from a gaurd. and he starts pissing the gaurd jsut stands there then looks over his shoulder and was like HEY HEY YOU CANT DO THAT. and but that time he was done and it was safe to go back in so he zips up and starts to head back to the door completely ignoring the gaurd. then the gaurd runs up to him and this is the conversation they had

hey where do you think your going
back inside its cold
you cant get outta here
NO i am going inside
no out
IN
OUT
IN

hahaha and walks right by and we go back to the club it was so funny he dissed that gaurd so bad.
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http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/9527/girlsandrandom5zk.jpg

so this was out night out back in nov. four of us girls went to Plan B during reading break and there happened to be a pub crawl that night. of course i was using my classical pick up line 'you from outta town?" and sadly the guys were not giving the answer i wanted to here. towards the end of the night we were pretty tispy and i had my disposable camera with me. this guy in the pic (we still have no idea who he is, or how we started talking to him) came up to us and starting sweet talking my blonde friend. in the meantime, i was standing around waiting for another gf to show up as she had disappeared with some guy earlier that night. that is when matthias came over to chat. holy greek RANDOM. talk about hotstuff. well we didnt get a pic with the greek boy, but this random here was like so ladies anyone up for an after party? and we were like no we're cabbing home. and he looked all disappointed, and then had the nerve to ask, 'so ladies, this may seem really out there, but are you guy up from some orgy action?" we all kinda looked at each other, and then i put my arm around my friend ( with double Ds) and said 'i'm sorry, we don't swing that way" and my friend who got the message was like 'yeah, *as she put her hand on my blonde friends ass* we aren't into guys" and he looked soooo taken back it was prob the funniest thing ever. he left, and came back 5 min later with 4 of his friends and they were trying for another 15 min to get us to party with them later on that night.

god i love pretending to be a lesbian.
but i love boys even more

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whats the code for posting pics? its like [IMG] something right?

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yes it worked!
damn but its really big

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http://www.orlyowl.com/lolowl.jpg

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabris, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

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Originally posted by: Hot.like.fire
yes it worked!
damn but its really big


You should of put it the beutiful women thread.
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nah. thats being too cocky

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well thank you. altho i'd rather be called a young lady... haha i wouldnt consider myself a women yet. when i think women i think MILF haha. i know thats messed but i dunno thats just what i think. haha

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so how you feeling about the hair thing now?

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I'm getting it cut, I was going to get it cut anyway, now I want to do it.
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hmm good stuff. take a before and after pic!
those are always soo much fun

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