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FAKE CRAWL FOR EPISODE SOMETHING (AKA THE WORST CASE SCENARIO)

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The present day, in a galaxy far, far away…

STAR WARS

EPISODE SOMETHING

THE MIDICHLORIAN MENACE

CENTURIES AGO, QUI-GONN JINN WARNED THAT ANAKIN SKYWALKER’S MIDICHLORIAN COUNT WAS INCREDIBLY HIGH. NOW, THE SKYWALKER FAMILY HAS GROWN TO BE THE GALACTIC RULING CLASS. THEIR MIDICHLORIAN POWERS ARE NOW UNLIMITED, UNTIL SUDDENLY THEY BEGIN TO FALL ILL.

THE MIDICHLORIANS HAVE BEEN FEEDING OFF OF THEIR FORCE ABILITIES FOR GENERATIONS, SUCKING FROM THEM ALL THAT IS GOOD. THERE IS NO LIGHT SIDE, NO DARK SIDE, ONLY THE PARASITES, ONLY THE MIDICHLORIANS.

THE SKYWALKER HOSTS ALL DIE OUT AND THE MIDICHLORIANS WIPE OUT THE ENTIRE GALAXY. NOW THEY SEEK NEW HOSTS TO FEED OFF OF. NOW, THEY ARE COMING FOR YOU. . . .


https://soundcloud.com/suspiciouscoffee/sets/i-am-trash-man

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[JEDIT]

Not amusing enough. Must come up with something better.

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The above refers to me, not this thread.

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I believe the original, theatrical versions of SW & TESB are great films. Beyond that, I have little in common with the typical
Star Wars fan here. Just a heads-up so you aren’t too taken aback when I say I prefer Dark Empire over Return of the Jedi.

My screenplay index.

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Get James Gunn to direct and take it in a Star Wars meet Slither direction.

Well my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

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