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You know, when you think about it, the Ewoks probably just crap over the sides of their tree-huts.

“You know, when you think about it, the Ewoks probably just crap over the sides of their tree-huts.”

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it would make sense no?
but do they wipe?
"Never. I'll never turn to the darkside. You've failed your highness. I am a jedi, like my father before me."
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Ummmm...no. I'm not going to even go there.
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LOL
this is almost as bad as the sex thread...
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hahahahaha

those little bastards will get what they deserve....little sods
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Impacted bowels are the number one killer of Ewoks. They're afraid to poop off the ledge, cause one time an Ewok fell off and died. So they hold it in and it kills them.

By the way, everyone knows Chewbacca is a woman. You can see when he crosses his legs during the interrogation scene.

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Oh Christ, not another of these threads.
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LOL Ewoks most likely have little holes in their tree huts and it just falls down to the forest floor. In the battle of endor, thats how the Ewoks won. They had to go and the crap fell onto the stormtroopers helmets.
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Originally posted by: miochza
They had to go and the crap fell onto the stormtroopers helmets.


Blinding the Stormtroopers or stinking them to death? God knows that shit stinks when you eat nothing but twigs, leaves, and berries.
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Eeeew!
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oh man... lol

im surprised this thread is still going.,...
figured it would have got the DEAD THREAD treatment by now...
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Plenty of shit stuck to their fur I bet......


Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'clingon'
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Reminds me of an old joke...

What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons.

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lol!!
thats a good one
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LOL! Oh lord. I guess this thread is just going to continue heading south.
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can i bring my bango and a jug labeled "XXX"


im sure motti and dayv could provide the shotguns...

YEEE HAW!!
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Thats also probably why them Ewoks are brown ... they're brown pure white ... but after a few toilet visits ... voila Brown Ewoks.
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ewwwwwwww
haha
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You know what would be great is an animal planet documentary on Ewoks. Or perhaps a Ewok hunter type movie.

"Crikey! We have a wild one here"

“You know, when you think about it, the Ewoks probably just crap over the sides of their tree-huts.”

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LMAO!
the Ewok Hunter would definatly be entertaining...
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Originally posted by: Bossk
Reminds me of an old joke...

What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons.



oh boy 5 mins later i am still laughing