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Episode VII: The Ridiculousness Awakens — Page 8

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Kylo Ren has tons of darth vader merch in his quarters. Darth Vader duvet, embire strikes back poster.etc

Poe Dameron has a pair of fuzzy dice/bobbly hula girl in his x-wing. Poe is also Ric Olie’s (secret!) son. Also when he flies he flies into the starkiller generator thingy he winds up in the 2001 beyond the infinite sequence.

Finn is called Stu Stormtrooper.

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Don’t forget the giant Vader head that used to hang in the Star Wars aisle at Toys R Us. 😉

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Where were you in '77?

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Probably not silly enough for you, but in 80 years time when/if you get round to making this you could use this in the opening crawl instead of Bill Murray…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS9LPPOIEZM

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  1. When they open the map to luke skywalker: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPBvMsT3prg

  2. Intercut SNL’s Undercover Boss (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaOSCASqLsE) into the film, probably in between Rathars and Maz’s Castle. Keep cutting back to Rey and Finn though as if this is actually part of the movie.

  3. Have Luke Skywalker pop up in the background throughout the film, fading in and out. He is force projecting, but no one notices.

  4. When the resistance arrives to destroy Starkiller Base play Red and Gold squadrons arriving at the Death Star instead. Someone says “wait wrong movie” and switches back. Because ANH and TFA are so similar they’re interchangeable.

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OutboundFlight said:

  1. When the resistance arrives to destroy Starkiller Base play Red and Gold squadrons arriving at the Death Star instead. Someone says “wait wrong movie” and switches back. Because ANH and TFA are so similar they’re interchangeable.

Based solely on my experiences here, I won’t be making any of those sorts of jokes.

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Here’s some random ideas

-Maybe when Finn is running to the crashed tie fighter that poe ‘is in’ maybe in the far background you could show a parachute in the sky.

-maybe replace all snokes spoken lines with sound clips of Gollum?

  • When Kylo is speaking to vader’s helmet maybe have Vaders speaking to Kylo.

kylo "forgive me"
Vader "no"
Kylo "i feel it again"
Vader "what"
Kylo "the call to the light"
Vader "you are not a jedi yet"
Kylo "supreme leader senses it"
Vader "perhaps you feel your being treated unfairly?"
Kylo "show me again the power of the darkness"
Vader "i find your lack of faith disturbing"
Kylo "show me grandfather, and i will finish what you have started"
Vader “as you wish”

Something like that. With your style of humor you could do basically anything with these funny edits.

I make funny clean ReDub/Edits of movies https://www.youtube.com/user/GeoMFilms

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Kylo could have some classic posters and such on his walls.


And yes, they did misspell Vader on official merchandise. I had a patch like this.

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Where were you in '77?

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SilverWook said:

Kylo could have some classic posters and such on his walls.


And yes, they did misspell Vader on official merchandise. I had a patch like this.

I really like this idea!

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LOL! Perfect! And I wish I’d thought of that!

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Where were you in '77?

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Have the film start with the Fox fanfare even though Fox had nothing to do with it, maybe even have it be only a few seconds, like it was a mistake, wrong reel etc. (unless it rides too close to that rehash line you are trying to avoid)

John Williams score to Return of the Jedi Remastered/Remixed:

http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/JOHN-WILLIAMS-Star-Wars-Episode-VI-Return-of-the-Jedi-Remastered-Edition/topic/14606/page/1/

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I don’t know if Frink is gonna get back to you on that one, buddy.

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You can try contacting him on the fanedit.org forum.

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