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Episode VII: The Ridiculousness Awakens

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Ah good! We’ll be able to watch it via a cranial implant by then! 😉

Megamaid wreckage on Jakku.

Maz redubbed with Whoopi Goldberg as Gunian from Star Trek TNG.

Maz/Chewbacca love scene. * optional *

Artoo is BB-8’s father.

Starkiller, (now renamed Death Star 3) destroys Vulcan via footage from Star Trek '09. (Because you have to have a Spock cameo!)

Jar Jar on Republic home world that isn’t Corsucant, even though it looks an awful lot like Coruscant. On screen graphics read “No, this isn’t Corucsant, stop asking.”

Mark Hamill is credited as “The aptly named Sir not appearing until the last two minutes of the film.”

More when I can think of something…

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Where were you in '77?

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When the stormtroopers salute after Hux’s speech, add in “Hail Skroob” from space balls

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Maybe have that laser bolt that Ren stops in middair fly off without hitting a target? It could reappear in a number of scenes on Jakku–especially if we see that planet again in the next movie.

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Maybe replace the Starkiller Base with Starkiller from the Force Unleashed’s face?

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As Han walks over to speak to Ken he could say, “I’ve got a good feeling about this”.
When Han is first pierced by the saber blade he could have a cheesy flashback to scenes from all the films and the Holiday Special to the second verse of Boston’s More Than A Feeling which could continue to play as Chewie rages and fires at Ken.

So many people have come and gone
Their faces fade as the years go by
Yet I still recall as I wander on
As clear as the sun in the summer sky

Cut to the sun shrinking and the sky darkening.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6Dp2OfIT_M

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At the Starkiller speech, Hux could sing Dethharmonic by Dethklok.

“Prepare the laser beam. I’m gonna use it tonight…”

There’s also a line about “I’d rather you be dead than to lose a tiny shred of what I’ve made this fiscal year.”
That would actually give the First Order some motivation. They’re against the New Republic because of their taxation policies regarding trade routes. This also connects it to Phantom Menace because, like poetry, it rhymes 😉

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Have Kylo Ren say whole bunch of Emo stuff all throughout the movie

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