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Episode III: Revenge of the Ridiculousness — Page 3

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Ben Kenobi's lizard thing should make comedy parrot noises and ask for a cracker.

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doubleofive said:

 

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Yoda communing with Qui Gon could be "restored" with nonsensical Liam Nesson dialog?
The particular set of skills speech from Taken!

 

 

There are some lines from Batman Begins that could work too. ;)

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One for Bob to help with but instead of shooting down Plo Koon the Clones should shoot at Atreyu riding Falkor.

For added fun the Clones should also take out a few Cylons as Noah Hathaway played Boxey in Galactica as well as Atreyu in The Neverending Story.

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doubleofive said:

 

SilverWook said:


Yoda communing with Qui Gon could be "restored" with nonsensical Liam Nesson dialog?
The particular set of skills speech from Taken!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W9y8xG7D8M

"Yeah and... and... and I'm gonna be back to talk about them Rolexes."

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If you wanted to go The Godfather route, and have Palpy enjoying a night at the opera while crosscutting to the clones as they kill all the Jedi. ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Vjss1nbJ2U

Note that it's green screen footage...

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If The Fifth Element wasn't so well known it would have been an interesting alternative to Lapti Nek and Jedi Rocks.

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I had a few more ideas:

  • Palpatine: Execute order 64 -- no, wait -- 65? 67? Just wipe them out. All of them.
  • I am not sure how often George is seen in the opera scene. If it's more than once he could change colors every time.
  • Mace: I am Mace Zeus Windu.
    Palpatine: Zeus?
    Mace: Yeah, Zeus! As in, father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus? Don't f*ck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass! (from Die Hard with a Vengeance)
  • On Mustafar Kenobi bursts into song (I didn't watch Moulin Rouge for nothing):
    My gift is my song... and this one's for you
    And you can tell everybody that this is your song
    It may be quite simple, but now that it's done
    I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
    That I put down in words...
    How wonderful life is, now you're in the world
    (Then Anakin goes: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!)
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CGI2005 says :

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Sith Sidious says :

i am truley sorry for your lots

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"-I'm definitely replacing Grievious' voice, just don't know with what yet"

 

How about Mark from 'The Room'?

 

Examples...

 

Sith Sidious: The end of the war is near.
General Grievous: You think girls like to cheat like guys do?

 

 

Anakin Skywalker: General Grievous... you're shorter than I expected.
General Grievous: As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the earth.

That's a promise.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: We have a job to do, Anakin. Try not to upset him.

General Grievous: You're the cause of all of this. I don't love you. Get out of my life, you bitch!

 

 

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Hello there!
General Grievous: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

 

 

General Grievous: You don't understand anything, man. Leave your *stupid* comments in your pocket!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Oh, I don't think so.

 

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Great idea, DF Shadow, but Frink has already used that voice in Episode II, and that might prevent it's use for Grievous here.

I did have the crazy idea of using Marvin The Paranoid Android from the HHTTG tv series.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcqmVws4nr4

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Zam is referred to as Mark, but I don't think his voice is used... It would also keep the "worthless villains have voices from The Room" trend.

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Ah okay ^^

I wasn't sure if that voice was used or not. Jeez, I've been out of it for a little while, every voice gets delusions of grandeur!

 

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I really don't want to spoil things before Frink has the premiere this month.

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Awesome! Totally awesome!

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If I could make that work with PT footage only, it would make a nice post-credits ending or a bonus feature.

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Was thinking Watto needs to be in this somehow, Frink has made him too cool. Maybe he finally succeeds in the pizza biz, only to learn of Anakin's presumed death, and sheds a tear?

Jar Jar has to have squeaky shoes at Padme's funeral. ;)

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