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Ender's Book of Martyrs

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St. Stephen

James the Great

Philip

Matthew

Henry “Indiana” Jones, Jr. and his father Henry, Sr. (almost)

Malcolm X

Guru Arjan

Tupac Shakur

If you feel any name, perhaps your name, belongs in this thread, please feel notify me and I will add you promptly…

…meaning I might get around to it.

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I left out lots of important people. This is just a starter. I’ll get right on updating the first post…

…eventually.

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You also forgot Joan of Arc … you should receive 50 lashes from a dead persons tattered burial robe.

😉

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The spells I cast are too sacred to be read by all except those fit will the curse is intended…

Hey, how are you typing? You’re supposed to be a gecko and trying to sell auto insurance by now.

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Maybe you sent it to the wrong person?

On that note, if you feel like you’re spending way too much money on car insurance, give state farm a call.

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darth_ender said:

The spells I cast are too sacred to be read by all except those fit will the curse is intended

Uhhh, what the shit are you on about?
Are you doing your “wacky grammar” thing again or something, cuz…wtf?

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I could lie and blame it on autocorrect, but really it’s just some of that voodoo slipping out.

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I have no use for your curses as it is obvious I have my own.

😉