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What is it that holds back certain urban areas from offering DSL. I mean, one half of my city has it and the other half doesn't. What gives? I can understand rural areas. But I'm in a relatively large suburb that's growing by leaps and bounds. One of the fastest growing suburbs in Chicagoland.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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THE EXPLANATION THAT I GOT WAS THAT THE DSL LINE COULD ONLY RUN UP TO AND NO FURTHER THAN THREE MILES FROM THE SERVER. THAT WOULD MEAN THAT THERE WOULD HAVE TO BE A SERVER EVERY THREE SQUARE MILES. I FIND THIS REALLY HARD TO BELIEVE.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
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Yeah, that does seem like a rather arbitrary number. I studied networking (only the basics) and I never heard anything about a 3 mile segment length. Weird.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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That sounds like the same line of crap Telus fed to my in-laws. They said that the reason their DSL connection wasn't always up was that there was too much resistance on the phone line because it (1) had too many phones hooked up; and (2) was too far from the portal, yet even after they wired a new line into the house the connection was spotty. Sounds like ADSL providers need to get their stories straight.

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Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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AN AOL TELEMARKETER CALLED ME THIS MORNING. HE SAID THAT I COULD GET WIDEBAND DSL WHERE I LIVE. I CALLED HIM A F@#$ING IDIOT. HE THEN TOLD ME THAT AOL IS EVERYWHERE. I ASKED THEN WHY DID THEY TELL LAST WEEK THAT IT WASN'T AVAILABLE WHERE I LIVE? HE STAMMERED FOR A FEW SECONDS. I TOLD HIM TO GO SELL CRAZY SOMEWHERE ELSE; WE'RE ALL STOCKED UP HERE.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

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I'll bet it sounds hilarious to hear you say that line in your Texas drawl, too. Heh heh.

AOL is advertising via phone now? My God they're desperate. As if the 30 million CDs a year in our mailboxes isn't enough.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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AOHell... the root of all evil.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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Originally posted by: motti_soL
AOHell... the root of all evil.

Amen, brother!
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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No wonder Time Warner's board voted to remove the AOL from their name, due to "negative perception."

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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thank you bossk.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
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not that i remember.
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Yep, I think you're right.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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SBC owns Prodigy. I should know, I have SBC phone service and they gave us Prodigy as our dialup.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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Who is SBC?

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Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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Phone company. Southwest Bell Company, I believe. One of the Baby Bells that happened in the mid 1980s due to the break up of Ma Bell because of antitrust laws.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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OK. I get so confused with US phone companies; Canadian ones have been privatised for ~10 years, but there's still only 2 or 3 big ones.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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just like here, there are 2-3 phone companies, the rest is a joke.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
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LOL! fucking idiots, they dont even know who their customers are?
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
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Sadly, they do not.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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That's what happens when you outsource your sales to a call centre.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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morons.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)