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Star Wars Yoga (and other old SW Memes)

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Yeah

an official Old Meme thread!

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Ack, didn't notice this was two years old.

Anyway, meme away...

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For some reason SW Yoga and the Feng Zhu SW Pin-Up girls (2005) have been getting a resurgence of late.

 

...yes children there was a time before meme's when people wrote filk...

 

Date: 16 Nov 1998 01:00:10 GMT
From: CandyFish 
Subject: Gonkspel Music!

ALMIGHTY GONK
(snap, snap)
ALMIGHTY GONK
(snap, snap)
ALMIGHTY GONK
ALMIGHTY GONK
ALMIGHTY GONK
(snap, snap)
His name is not a flower,
Don't leave him in the shower,
He'll give you lotsa power,
The Almighty Gonk!
Wherever you may see him,
He always works to free 'em.
I'll bet he worked with Liam,
The Almighty Gonk!
ALMIGHTY GONK
(Lubed!)
ALMIGHTY GONK
(Tubed!)
ALMIGHTY GONK
ALMIGHTY GONK
ALMIGHTY GONK
(He's cubed!)
Although he's just a droid,
He'll zap you in the void,
But don't be paranoid,
Just give your-self-to-GONK!
Almighty Gonk!

*  *  *  

Don't care if you flash your beams or honk,
'Long as I got my plastic GONK,
Sittin' on the dashboard of my caaaaaaar.....

********
Candyfish ><<<<">
Member of the Artoo Fan Base (Fans of the Can)
Keeper of The Star Wars Droid Shrine
http://members.aol.com/candyfish/droidshrine.htm
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Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1998 06:06:47 -0800
From: Çheetah! 
Subject: Re: Gonkspel Music!

CandyFish wrote:
> 
> >`Smegging ROTFL!!!   =)
> 
> Smegging thanks!  :)

=)

[Filk mode:ON]

Watchin' every motion,
in this foolish Jawa's bay...

On this endless ocean,
watching the sand blast away...

Hooting & Rebooting,
"please point at me and pay..."

Watching in slow motion,
as you turn & walk away...

Take my GONK away...
Take my GONK away...

Watching I keep waiting,
Still anticipating a sale...

Really hesitating,
Hoping you'll make my day...

Turning & returning,
to that dark salvage bay...

GONKing in slow motion,
as the barge pulls away...

Take my GONK away...
Take my GONK away...

Thru the port I saw you,
as my chance slips away...

As loading ramp closes,
the Banthas start to bray...

If not for some R2,
I'd be there to stay...

Take my GONK away...
Take my GONK away...
Take my GONK away...

[Filk mode:OFF]

=)


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