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Advice on how to acheive your evil plans...

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From revenge on an ex or boss to your plans for acheiving world domination:-



http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php



Mine was:-

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a chosen one. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, horrified by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?


Stage Two
Next, you must disintegrate the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your plague of doom, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare fire you. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.


though I'll have my tea and watch Desperate Housewives first...




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Fun stuff Jason.

Here's mine...

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Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first expose a military general. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, frightened by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?

Stage Two

Next, you must sabotoge the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must release your plague of doom, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.


FUZZY BUNNIES SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH!!!!!
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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here's mine:

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a news reporter. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, terrified by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must destroy the White House. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will scream, as countless hordes of mutant race hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your unholy weapon, bringing about the destruction of the masses. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare call you names. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

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HERE'S MINE...


Evil Plan (tm)!



Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.



Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power





Stage One


To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a chosen one. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, amazed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?



Stage Two


Next, you must vaporize United Nations. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.



Stage Three


Finally, you must reveal to the world your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your unmatched physical prowess, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

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There was this website that listed lots of funny tips to evil people who want to take over the world, like "after you capture the spy trying to end with your plans, kill him instantly. don't feed him, and don't chalenge him to a swordfigt." - I'll look for it later and post here.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Here's mine:
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a senator. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?


Stage Two
Next, you must contaminate/poison United Nations. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your plague of doom, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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