Classic LOL Moments in OT.com History: The Deleted Thread/Post Archive

This thread is intended to archive trainwreck/spam threads or posts that are in imminent danger of being deleted. Enjoy!

The Let's play a game Thread:

Andy Hero said:

1. Read my avatar picture follow instructions post results.

2. Go to my profile look at my personal photo rate & post results

3. THE GAME post results.

4.?????????????????

5. PROFIT!!!!

TV's Frink said:

Back so soon?

Andy Hero said:

What is this I don't even

TV's Frink said:

Andy Hero said:

What is this I don't even

Oh, I think you do even.

Andy Hero said:

Post results pls????

Andy Hero said:

‏‏‏

Murry Sparkles said:

Is it really him ?

Andy Hero said:

       ‏‏‎‎?

  ‏‏‎‎?      ‏‏‎‎?

vote_for_palpatine said:

This is off-topic and should be moved into another section. Of another forum. In another universe.

Octorox said:

ickk........what did i just see?

 

MODS!

TV's Frink said:

Andy Hero said:

1. Read my avatar picture follow instructions post results.

2. Go to my profile look at my personal photo rate & post results

3. THE GAME post results.

4.?????????????????

5. PROFIT!!!!

1. I tried.  It wouldn't fit.

2. You must be a hit at parties.

3. You're reading them.

4. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5.

Andy Hero said:

lol good good

1. What wouldn't fit.

2. I am you have no idea.

3. I lost.

4...........

5. Good plan.

Carp!

And just like that, the "Let's play a game" thread is gone.

Most of Bobba Fett's Why I think Star Wars is amazing!!!!! thread is lost forever, but I have a treat for you guys...

I've just discovered the original post.  Enjoy!

Bobba Fett said:

 star trek kicks the shit out of star wars, han solo is a pussy, and kirk could have beaten darth vader with one of his hands behind his back

 

Also, I forgot that I had saved one of his subsequent posts...

Bobba Fett said:

I would like to point out that you dicks are making star wars a lot more shitty than it already is. This forum has got to be loaded with faggots in every thread, I know one thing is for sure no one here has a life that's for sure. You all should honestly do the world a favor and take your homemade and or bought online light sabers and shove them up your ass till you die of rectal bleeding.

what a nice guy he was.(speaking sarcastically)     

A bit of spam that appeared for a few hours this morning before getting the heave-ho:

kate59588 said:

I cannot express how happy I am about purchasing Pavtube. It has been one of the best purchases I have ever made. It enables me to convert 1080p videos in a way no other software can. The edit feature is one of the most valuable functions of the software. It enables me to just take the clips that I want, without having to convert the entire file. Not only does it make the conversion process more simple, but the converted files are big and crisp. I found the product by searching "MKV converters ". Google had the Pavtube link on the first result page. I will definitely recommend this product to you. I am so satisfied with Pavtube!

TV's Frink said:

I cannot express how happy I am about purchasing kate59588. She has been one of the best purchases I have ever made. She enables me to convert a spam post in a way no other spammer can. The lulz feature is one of the most valuable functions of the spammer. She enables me to just take the lol that I want, without having to convert the entire post. Not only does she make the conversion process more simple, but the converted lol is big and silly. I found the spammer by clicking on "first unread post". Google Image Search had this to say about kate59588:

I will definitely recommend this spammer to you. I am so satisfied with kate59588!

Another spam post!

sophiamake said:

Follow the optimal settings to get excellent playback quality.

Video:
Codec: H.264
Size: 640*480 or 1280*720
Bitrate: 2500kbps
Frame rate: 30fps
Audio:
Codec: aac
Sample rate: 48khz
Bitrate: 160kbps
Channels: Stereo

Brorsoft Mac MTS/M2TS Converter is specially developed for AVCHD digital camcorder users. It aims to help videographers and amateurs to convert the high definition footages (*.mts, *.m2ts, *.m2t) to be editable in editing software like iMovie, Final Cut Express, Final Cut Pro etc with least quality loss. It also converts the AVCHD files to common video and audio formats, such as MP4, 3GP, 3G2 AVI, MPG. MOV, MKV, AVI, FLV, VOB, SWF, MP3, FLAC, OGG, WAV, AC3, M4A, MP3, WAV etc.

What's new- Added customized output formats for iPad and TiVo Directly Copy in profile list.
- Refined the GUI to be more user-friendly, including addtional scale value to Brightness, Contrast and Saturation and Volume in Edit interface.
- Now apply Deinterlacing facility by default.

SPAM LINK REMOVED

TV's Frink said:

Username: sophiamake
Join Date: June 30, 2010
Last Online: June 29, 2010, 9:25 PM
Post Count: 1
Location:
Title:
Web site:
ICQ:
AIM Screen Name:
MSN:
Yahoo! Messenger:
Occupation:
Interests:

Cool...you went back in time to bring us spam from the future!

Ripplin said:

Wow, that's, um...uh..........Jay, any thoughts on that? :p

zombie84 said:

Haha, I had to look at it to confirm it too! Listen to her, she knows.

Ripplin said:

Well, her first—and presumably last—post was an interesting one, at least!

Well...the post was stupid, but the time travel was good.

Bingowings said:

I'm sure Sutekh wouldn't agree (that's how the Doctor marmalised him last time they met).

It would be horrible if the invisible thread was ever up for deletion.

Would you archive it here or would you just let it get lost to history?

Come on Bingo, you can't see that I already archived it?

TV's Frink said:

Come on Bingo, you can't see that I already archived it?

 Er...no.

Then it is doing its job.

Wow, it's a spam invasion the last few days!

onthebroadway said:

The Phantom of the Opera is a popular musical that features awesome music that has been given by the talented Andrew Lloyd Webber. The lyrics have been given by Charles Hart as presented by Richard Stilgoe and Andrew Lloyd Webber. The musical is an adaptation of the classic novel titled "Le Fantôme de l’Opéra" that had been by the famous and the talented Gaston Leroux. It is currently playing all across the world in its Harold Prince-directed incarnation. The story of the respective show revolves around the life of a masked figure who is shown as lurking beneath the shadows of the Paris Opera House and who is terrorizing all the people who inhabit it in accordance to the production notes. The main character that is of the phantom has been shown as being madly in love with an innocent young soprano named Christine. He is show as having devoted himself to the creation of the respective star and how he not only nurtures her extraordinary talents but also of how he employs all devious methods. Tim Martin Gleason has played the role of The Phantom, whereas the talented Trista Moldovan plays the role of the young soprano named Christine. Amongst the other characters are Sean MacLaughlin who plays the role of Raoul and also Vicomte de Chagny. Amongst other cast members are Kim Stengel, D.C. Anderson, the handsome Michael McCoy, the beautiful Nancy Hess and Luke Grooms to name a few. In several of the performances that have been given by the cast that Kelly Jeanne Grant plays the main character of Christine. This musical has been a huge hit and has managed to gross almost (US 5 dollar) billion all across the globe. The Phantom of the Opera without any doubt is the most successful entertainment venture of the current century. It is expected that there is going to be some kind of discount scheme which will have several special offers which will entice people out of their armchairs and go to the place where it is playing. Some offer like having ten successive nights at the Phantom of the Opera for the price of just nine shows is likely. Or something like the chance of purchasing Henry VI part one and two in order to get the third part for free is also likely. It is going to prove worthwhile and will be a good thing, if the city can afford it. The Phantom of the Opera is without any doubt amongst the best and one of the most remarkable plays ever to have been presented for the audiences. The play has three hour duration with one interval. The play has been set in the late 1800’s, whereas the actual story is regarding the tale of a chandelier during the early 1900’s. if you want to see this show buy cheap phantom of the opera tickets and get the real fun.

TV's Frink said:

What if I don't want the real fun?

Bingowings said:

So Mr Webber what prompted you to write a musical based on the classic story of a hideously ugly musical genius trying to get a beautiful singer to look past his obvious physical short comings and insane burst of murderous musical mayhem to see his inner beauty?

Richard rocks though. 

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