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Darth Ignominious (Also Known As: "Darth Id") — Page 3

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Also:

  • The essay must be 300 - 500 words
  • In order to get a perfect score, you must do the following:
    • Effectively state claims and acknowledge the opposing claims
    • Use an effective organizational strategy
    • Use specific and well-chosen facts
    • Use words and phrases to connect main ideas
    • Provide a strong concluding statement
  • You will be graded on a 3-point scale. A score of 0 will be awarded if you do not provide an adequate essay within 10 days of the assignment date (Thursday, June 23, 2016 at 6:10 PM), or if the assignment is incomplete. A score of 1 will be awarded if the essay meets some, but not all requirements, or if the essay is late. A score of 2 will be awarded if the essay meets all requirements and was not submitted in late.
  • The essay is due Friday, June 24, 2016 at 11:59 PM

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Darth Id said:

ray_afraid said:

Frink just did that.

So, I still don’t know what this is referring to, but I thought maybe it was a reference to something going on in the Politics thread, so curiosity caused me to click on that thread for the first time, only to see the funniest thing I’ve read in a LOOOONG time, authored by one Stinky-Dinkins. If you haven’t seen his second-to-latest post, it’s highly recommended…if you’re willing to have irrepressible gigglefits for the rest of the afternoon.

So anyway, what’s this essay business?

yhwx said:

Darth Id said:

imperialscum said:

yhwx said:

This behavior is unacceptable. If we just keep going like this passively, Id will continue to do this stuff over and over.

We need to draw attention to this.

You are not very bright, aren’t you?

Thanks for the assist, Ric.

Okay, so I’m proposing a challenge to you. Make an essay on why I’m “not bright”. You can use anything from me to justify your opinion. And this is due Friday, Mister!

yhwx said:

Also:

  • The essay must be 300 - 500 words
  • In order to get a perfect score, you must do the following:
    • Effectively state claims and acknowledge the opposing claims
    • Use an effective organizational strategy
    • Use specific and well-chosen facts
    • Use words and phrases to connect main ideas
    • Provide a strong concluding statement
  • You will be graded on a 3-point scale. A score of 0 will be awarded if you do not provide an adequate essay within 10 days of the assignment date (Thursday, June 23, 2016 at 6:10 PM), or if the assignment is incomplete. A score of 1 will be awarded if the essay meets some, but not all requirements, or if the essay is late. A score of 2 will be awarded if the essay meets all requirements and was not submitted in late.
  • The essay is due Friday, June 24, 2016 at 11:59 PM

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TV’s Frink said:

Darth Id said:

So anyway, what’s this essay business?

Sorry, no looking at other people’s papers.

Oh okay I won’t tr–BWAHAHAHAHA!

Sorry, I tried, but I just can’t respond to you without thinking about S-D’s poignant description of your domestic life…and…I just can’t keep a str–HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…!

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yhwx said:

imperialscum said:

yhwx said:

This behavior is unacceptable. If we just keep going like this passively, Id will continue to do this stuff over and over.

We need to draw attention to this.

You are not very bright, aren’t you?

Frankly […]

Double confirmed.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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(It hasn’t happened yet)

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Tyrphanax said:

yhwx said:

imperialscum said:

yhwx said:

This behavior is unacceptable. If we just keep going like this passively, Id will continue to do this stuff over and over.

We need to draw attention to this.

You are not very bright, aren’t you?

Frankly […]

Double confirmed.

Are you calling me “not that bright?”

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Tyrphanax said:

yhwx said:

Tyrphanax said:

yhwx said:

imperialscum said:

yhwx said:

This behavior is unacceptable. If we just keep going like this passively, Id will continue to do this stuff over and over.

We need to draw attention to this.

You are not very bright, aren’t you?

Frankly […]

Double confirmed.

Are you calling me “not that bright?”

I’m calling you Frank.

Man, my whole profile should be on the “Missed the Joke” thread.

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Paper is one day late. The highest score you can make now is a 1.

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That was legit funny and not dickish.

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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It doesn’t have to be all dickish.

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So what is your criteria for Id posts for them to be linked here? Are they your favorite Id posts? Least favorite? Random post you saw?

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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So… mostly dickish with some greatest hits sprinkled in. Gotcha.

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.