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I don’t eat much these days. Usually some variation of a stir fry or just some fruit.
I don’t eat much these days. Usually some variation of a stir fry or just some fruit.
That sounds pretty good, I could live on a stir fry and fruit diet!
How about a stir fried fruit diet?
How about a stir fried fruit diet?
That could theoretically be nice. I had to google “fruit only diet”. Apparently Steve Jobs was a “fruitarian”, and apparently Ashton Kutcher tried this diet while preparing to portray Jobs and ended up in the hospital. So it might not be for everyone.
Ice cream that (I think) was made with egg nog.
I make it a rule to never eat anything with nog in it.
I think.
Well hello double, my long lost friend…
Well hello double, my long lost friend…
i like your double more than the original
Sweetened condensed milk on toast.
What.
What not.
You are what you eat.
The blue elephant in the room.
You are what you eat.
Duracell is a random weird combination that no one would or should think of?
You are what you eat.
Duracell is a random weird combination that no one would or should think of?
That’s more flattering than milk toast.
The blue elephant in the room.
You are what you eat.
Duracell is a random weird combination that no one would or should think of?
That’s more flattering than being milquetoast.
You are what you eat.
Duracell is a random weird combination that no one would or should think of?
You say that like it’s not accurate.
You are what you eat.
Duracell is a random weird combination that no one would or should think of?
You say that like it’s not accurate.
I’ll swallow your soul. But first, I need to find some pickles and Kahlua.
Strammer Max. A slice of bread with smoked ham, fried egg and cheese. Then heated in the oven until the cheese starts to melt. Simple and tasty.
Ceci n’est pas une signature.
I had a frozen pizza on Sunday.
But I cooked it.
I had pizza on Sunday too actually. It was domino’s though
I had a frozen pizza on Sunday.
But I cooked it.
Then it was a thawed pizza you ate.
I had pizza on Sunday too actually. It was domino’s though
Domino’s is bullshit. What gives them the right to cook the pizza before they give it to you?
I ordered a pizza last night. Came cooked. Called the store to complain. They told me tough luck.
Heating the second half for dinner tonight.
I would put this in my sig if I weren’t so lazy.
I sent mine back at the restaurant last weekend. They insisted on cooking it. I don’t know why they think it would be better that way.
I had a pizza earlier, except there was no sauce, the bread was a tortilla, there was just pork and cheese on it, and I folded it in my hand as I ate.
Wait, no, I had a pork taco.
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