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I don’t know why this is so complicated.
If you’re both 18 - normal to ask parents.
If you’re both 30 - weird to ask parents.
If one is 30 and one is 18, it’s all weird.
agreed.
And what if I am 30 and she is 30, but her parents are 18?
That would be impossible.
Glad to see your biting wit hasn’t dulled.
And what if I am 30 and she is 30, but her parents are 18?
That would be impossible.
Not if she was adopted.
The UK right-wing media’s calendar for next year…
International but when is it International Men’s day?
I don’t understand were the words “Women’s day” left out?
What are Halal Easter Eggs?
Insufficient Diana morning? Does that mean the right wing complains that people don’t mourn Diana enough, or that the right wingers themselves don’t mourn Diana enough?
Poppy rage?
Yes mate, they mistakenly left off the ‘Women’s Day’ from the text.
Thought so.
Halal eggs? http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/16/cadbury-easter-eggs-and-four-other-things-that-are-shockingly-halal-6577659/
Never heard of the term Halal before. hmm.
Insufficient Diana mourning - The Express and The Mail both love a good Diana story (putting a pic of her on the front page sells copies apparently - and they use her a lot, stories, scoops, interviews with former staff and friends, conspiracy theories, diaries, trinkets etc). It’s like a ‘moral’ (financial) crusade to keep a quite one-eyed memory of her alive.
one-eyed memory?
Poppy rage - people not wearing the poppy. For some reason ‘everyone’ has to wear a poppy - for the last few years it’s become an annual debate - those that do vs don’t and why, plus the intricacies of what the poppy represents (and doesn’t). Some more info here - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remembrance_poppy
ah, you wear the poppy to honour your Vets.
And what if I am 30 and she is 30, but her parents are 18?
That would be impossible.
Umm… Challenge accepted?
chyron just put a big Ric pic in your sig and be done with it.
What if I’m 10 and she’s 38, and my parents are 38?
Technically possible with modern science (and one or more evil scientists).
why would that require some sort of science?
It is not at all odd for for couples to give birth to a kid when they are 28. As for the 38 woman trying to date a 10 old, she would have to be a pedophile. (it is illegal of course)
What if I’m 10 and she’s 38, and my parents are 38?
Technically possible with modern science (and one or more evil scientists).
It takes modern science to be a ten year year old with 38 year old parents?
True. Perhaps modern science can instead help me with my poor eye-sight and/or poor attention-skills that led me to misread what Frink said as “What if I’m 10 and she’s 38, and her parents are 38?”.
That would be impossible. I fail to see how science could make that possible.
What if I’m 10 and she’s 38, and my parents are 38?
Technically possible with modern science (and one or more evil scientists).
It takes modern science to be a ten year year old with 38 year old parents?
True. Perhaps modern science can instead help me with my poor eye-sight and/or poor attention-skills that led me to misread what Frink said as “What if I’m 10 and she’s 38, and her parents are 38?”.
That would be impossible. I fail to see how science could make that possible.
Step-parents. They are both step-parents.
…or clones.
chyron just put a big Ric pic in your sig and be done with it.
My father once told me about that song.
And what if I am 30 and she is 30, but her parents are 18?
That would be impossible.
Not if she was adopted.
Why would an 18 year old couple adopt a 30 year woman? Not to mention, can a couple do that, adopt a 30 year old woman? Is that legal?
And what if I am 30 and she is 30, but her parents are 18?
That would be impossible.
Not if she was adopted.
Why would an 18 year old couple adopt a 30 year woman? Not meant, can a couple do that, adopt a 30 year old woman? Is that legal?
I will make it legal.
What if I’m 10 and she’s 38, and my parents are 38?
Technically possible with modern science (and one or more evil scientists).
It takes modern science to be a ten year year old with 38 year old parents?
True. Perhaps modern science can instead help me with my poor eye-sight and/or poor attention-skills that led me to misread what Frink said as “What if I’m 10 and she’s 38, and her parents are 38?”.
That would be impossible. I fail to see how science could make that possible.
Three test-tube babies are born in the same year. One of them is the genetic child of the other two. They’d all hit 38 in the same year.
VIZ TOP TIPS! - PARENTS. Impress your children by showing them a floppy disk and telling them it’s a 3D model of a save icon.
What if I’m 10 and she’s 38, and my parents are 38?
Technically possible with modern science (and one or more evil scientists).
It takes modern science to be a ten year year old with 38 year old parents?
True. Perhaps modern science can instead help me with my poor eye-sight and/or poor attention-skills that led me to misread what Frink said as “What if I’m 10 and she’s 38, and her parents are 38?”.
That would be impossible. I fail to see how science could make that possible.
Step-parents. They are both step-parents.
…or clones.
step parents: possible
clones: I don’t know that would consider clones of the natural parents to be parents of the child themselves.
What if I’m 10 and she’s 38, and my parents are 38?
Technically possible with modern science (and one or more evil scientists).
It takes modern science to be a ten year year old with 38 year old parents?
True. Perhaps modern science can instead help me with my poor eye-sight and/or poor attention-skills that led me to misread what Frink said as “What if I’m 10 and she’s 38, and her parents are 38?”.
That would be impossible. I fail to see how science could make that possible.
Three test-tube babies are born in the same year. One of them is the genetic child of the other two. They’d all hit 38 in the same year.
I didn’t know they could do that.
What if I’m 10 and she’s 38, and my parents are 38?
Technically possible with modern science (and one or more evil scientists).
It takes modern science to be a ten year year old with 38 year old parents?
True. Perhaps modern science can instead help me with my poor eye-sight and/or poor attention-skills that led me to misread what Frink said as “What if I’m 10 and she’s 38, and her parents are 38?”.
That would be impossible. I fail to see how science could make that possible.
Three test-tube babies are born in the same year. One of them is the genetic child of the other two. They’d all hit 38 in the same year.
I didn’t know they could do that.
Evil Scientists can do anything!
VIZ TOP TIPS! - PARENTS. Impress your children by showing them a floppy disk and telling them it’s a 3D model of a save icon.
What if I’m 10 and she’s 38, and my parents are 38?
Technically possible with modern science (and one or more evil scientists).
It takes modern science to be a ten year year old with 38 year old parents?
True. Perhaps modern science can instead help me with my poor eye-sight and/or poor attention-skills that led me to misread what Frink said as “What if I’m 10 and she’s 38, and her parents are 38?”.
That would be impossible. I fail to see how science could make that possible.
Three test-tube babies are born in the same year. One of them is the genetic child of the other two. They’d all hit 38 in the same year.
I didn’t know they could do that.
Evil Scientists can do anything!
Except cure impotence.
Or fix this broken thread.
What if I’m 10 and she’s 38, and my parents are 38?
Technically possible with modern science (and one or more evil scientists).
It takes modern science to be a ten year year old with 38 year old parents?
True. Perhaps modern science can instead help me with my poor eye-sight and/or poor attention-skills that led me to misread what Frink said as “What if I’m 10 and she’s 38, and her parents are 38?”.
That would be impossible. I fail to see how science could make that possible.
Three test-tube babies are born in the same year. One of them is the genetic child of the other two. They’d all hit 38 in the same year.
I didn’t know they could do that.
Evil Scientists can do anything!
Except cure incompetence.
What I first read.
chyron just put a big Ric pic in your sig and be done with it.
My father once told me about that song.
It was a staple on Dr. Demento’s radio show.
Where were you in '77?
Nah, liberals are all hypocrites. Just look at Twitter, which is definitely representative of all liberals.
Did I say that? Did I call you out? Oh yeah, I was pointing out that those on Twitter who were justifying his behavior were the hypocrites. Forgive me for not remembering what I said. And I forgive you for making similar actual generalizations in the past.
On the friendly-cynical scale, y’all fall on “8”.
Jesus Christ.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/tariniparti/al-franken-groping-accusation?utm_term=.xwq89Oq2L7#.biOdpnAeay
I have to say that it seems like to me she consented to the initial kiss(but not the tongue business). The groping while she was asleep and the business with the tongue were of course not consensual. I do have to wonder whether he actually made contact with her body in that photo. Is it possible he just had his fingers very close but not touching?
Nah, liberals are all hypocrites. Just look at Twitter, which is definitely representative of all liberals.
Did I say that? Did I call you out?
Beats me, I can never tell who you’re actually referring to.
Add Sylvester Stallone to the accused list. This is getting crazy.
Where were you in '77?
him too‽‽‽ Yes, this is getting quite insane.
