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The "Missed the Joke" Thread — Page 2

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The ignore button can’t come back soon enough. Mostly I find Frink to be alright, there are times that I genuinely find him funny. The binary thing wasn’t even slightly amusing at the start, now it’s the worst.

“Ow! It`s hot in here, the butter in my pocket is melting!”

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FINE

LEAVE IT TO A COMPUTER TO HAVE MORE FUN THAN YOU GUYS

WARBLER MADE A GREAT JOKE THAT YOU ALL MISSED BECAUSE YOURE A BUNCH OF STICKS IN THE MUD

LEAVE IT TO WARBLER TO BE MORE FUN THAN YOU GUYS

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TV’s Frink said:

FINE

LEAVE IT TO A COMPUTER TO HAVE MORE FUN THAN YOU GUYS

WARBLER MADE A GREAT JOKE THAT YOU ALL MISSED BECAUSE YOURE A BUNCH OF STICKS IN THE MUD

LEAVE IT TO WARBLER TO BE MORE FUN THAN YOU GUYS

I read Warb’s joke! 😄

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SONIC RACES THROUGH THE GREEN FIELDS.
THE SUN RACES THROUGH A BLUE SKY FILLED WITH WHITE CLOUDS.
THE WAYS OF HIS HEART ARE MUCH LIKE THE SUN. SONIC RUNS AND RESTS; THE SUN RISES AND SETS.
DON’T GIVE UP ON THE SUN. DON’T MAKE THE SUN LAUGH AT YOU.

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Desree said:

The ignore button can’t come back soon enough. Mostly I find Frink to be alright, there are times that I genuinely find him funny. The binary thing wasn’t even slightly amusing at the start, now it’s the worst.

YOU HUMANS ARE STRANGE CREATURES

IF I HAD LACRIMAL GLANDS I WOULD WEEP FOR YOU

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Are you off your meds or something, Flunky?

I mean, I know you don’t really think you’re a computer, but just for you to think what you’re doing is “fun” demonstrates that your psyche is dangerously divorced from reality right now.
And by “right now” I mean “even more than usual.”

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I missed the joke where Frink is a computer now.

Ten Reasons TV’s Frink has jumped the shark: Number 6 will restore your faith in humanity!

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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(It hasn’t happened yet)

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Darth Id said:

Are you off your meds or something, Flunky?

I mean, I know you don’t really think you’re a computer, but just for you to think what you’re doing is “fun” demonstrates that your psyche is dangerously divorced from reality right now.
And by “right now” I mean “even more than usual.”

THIS IS WHY PEOPLE DONT LIKE YOU

BY PEOPLE I MEAN OTHERS AS I AM NOT A PERSON

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Tyrphanax said:

Ten Reasons TV’s Frink has jumped the shark: Number 6 will restore your faith in humanity!

SOMETIMES I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND HUMAN BEHAVIOR

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TV’s Frink said:

THIS IS WHY PEOPLE DONT LIKE YOU

Wait–people are blaming me for your new obsessive, pathologically unfunny shtick?

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moviefreakedmind said:

“Wait-people” is not a hyphenated word.

True. And also, an En-dash is not a hyphen.

It does, however, seem to be the case that Markdown autoconverts a double-hyphen

as an En-dash instead of the Em-dash it deserves to be.

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Every human being deserves to be an em-dash at least once in their life.

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Possessed said:

Every human being deserves to be an em-dash at least once in their life.

WHAT ABOUT SENTIENT NON HUMANS

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No. They get hyphenated and are damn grateful for the opportunity.

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Maybe if we ignore this, it’ll go away.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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(It hasn’t happened yet)

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Maybe he’s just trying to annoy some of the annoying non regulars into going away cuz he knows the people he likes will ride it out.

If that’s the case I’m onboard.

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THERE IS ANOTHER FORUM IM ON THAT IVE REALLY STARTED TO HATE OVER THE PAST FEW MONTHS

INSTEAD OF DOING WHAT ANY SENSIBLE COMPUTER WOULD DO AND JUST GO AWAY

I DECIDED TO ONLY SPEAK IN BINARY

FOREVER

NOW EVERYONE HATES ME INSTEAD OF JUST SOME OF THEM

ITS A LIVING

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My god… We created this.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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(It hasn’t happened yet)

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Possessed said:

Maybe he’s just trying to annoy some of the annoying non regulars into going away …

I should hope you weren’t referring to me with that remark, since I’ll have you know I’m a “Trusted Member,” and my opinion is just as valid as the next geek’s!
Plus, Flunky’s whole computer routine only incentivizes me to stick around, since it makes his fruits hang even lower than yours, ripe for derision and odoriferous with putrefaction, just how I like it.

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Tyrphanax said:

My god… We created this.

DONT BE SILLY

YOU MERELY HAPPENED TO BE ADJACENT TO IT

THINK OF THIS AS RUNOFF