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How about I just show up at your house and bitchslap you?
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Bring it on, Cletus.
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Cute. Take my line from another thread and use it against me. Beyotch.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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yup...
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Hey Motti, me thinks it's about time for a road trip to Ebert's house. We've waited long enough.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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WROOM... the engine starts... HONK HONK... come on bossk!!!! youve kissed enough with your wife.
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Nah, I think she'd like to discuss a few of his reviews of her favorite movies with him. She's got her FOID so she's set.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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FOID??
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Firearm Owners IDentification card.
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--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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only in the usa...
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Gotta register us loons somehow.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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yup.
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Better than the Canadian gun registry system any day.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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What do you guys have to do?
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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how about another idea... no guns! hmm...
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Did you see Bowling for Columbine, motti? I can't remember if you said you did or not. Makes an interesting point about guns in Canada vs guns in the US.
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--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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yes ive seen and i couldnt stop laughing/being worried when they showed how many people died of GSW in france, germany, UK, canada, australia and then they show the USA with a massive 11,xxx
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I love when he starts asking the questions about why Canada doesn't have the gun death total that the US has even though they share a border and are otherwise pretty similar.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
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yeah, and the guy he is asking has no clue.

the part where i couldnt stop laughing was when he was with the Michigan Rifle Association or something like that, the first guys with guns we see in the woods... LOL what a bunch of clowns! and the south park "history of the USA" that was funny.
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That history of the USA I don't think was done by them ("them" being Matt Stone and Trey Parker) but I could be wrong. But it was funny nonetheless.

What you're referring to is the Michigan Militia. And, yes, it was hilarious. I also liked the scene where he interviews Terry's brother (I can't remember the last name of "Terry" the guy who helped in the bombing of the Murrah building in Oklahoma City... damned brainfarts) at his farmhouse.
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--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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YEAH!!!! he was such an idiot! unbelievable!!!!!!

Michigan Militia, correct...
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You don't remember his last name, do you?
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McVeigh!
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No, that was Timothy McVeigh who was executed. Terry was his partner in planning it while Terry's brother (from the interview) was found not guilty and released.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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ahhh yes... my bad... i had them mixed up there. dont remember his name, no.
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