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The Semi-Random Random Pictures and Thoughts Thread [NSFW]
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26-Jun-2015, 1:55 AM

To: Herr Reichsmarschall Hermann Oberth

From: Marshal Sir Colin Harris, Commander in Chief, Her Majestys Royal Air Force

Subject: Tactical Arms Reduction Talks

Dear Sir,

This war has gone on far too long for the both of us, I believe. Let us talk therefore of peace, sir.

As an opening proposal, I suggest that you render up to international inspection the secret weapons of your Luftwaffe. In exchange, I will call a halt to the bombing campaign currently being undertaken by Her Majesty's Royal Air Force against you and your country. Except of course on such "soft" targets, the bombing of which does not violate the agreed laws of nations and of gentlemen.

I have the honour to be, Sir,

Yours sincerely,

Colin "Bomber" Harris