Started this on the Random Thoughts thread. One of my friends got me a Star Wars Mad Libs book, I'd love to play with you guys:

doubleofive said:

Got a Mad Libs book. Help me play:

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Ric Olie said:

handsome
spaceships
Ric Olie
dashing
face
charming
cities
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suave
handsomely
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eyebrows
impressively

doubleofive said:

Did I mention it was Star Wars Mad Libs?
THE POWER OF THE FORCE

The Force is a mystical, handsome power. As Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi once said, "The Force is an energy field, created by all living spaceships, that surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the Ric Olie together." Using the power of the Force, a Jedi can do many dashing things, like using the Force to exercise face control over charming-minded cities. A Jedi can also using the Force to move objects with his or her forehead. It doesn't matter how suave these objects are; it only matters how handsomely the Jedi believes in the Force. Most importantly, the Force teaches a Jedi to rely on his or her feelings. As Obi-Wan Kenobi told his student, Luke Panaka-walker, "Your eyebrows can deceive you, don't trust them." Instead, a Jedi should impressively trust in the Force.