Hey hey hey hey hey! What's goin' on? You down with VFP? Yeah, you know me!

So...what's happening in the news? We're into day forty-nine of the BP oil spill; this has got, understandably, many concerned. Wildlife is being threatened, the economy is facing setbacks as a result of the spill, and citizens are expressing concern over the percieved lack of response from both BP and the US government. White House spokesman Robert Gibbs called for calm, saying, and I quote, "We've got one of the finest natural petroleum containment specialists available on the case."

So then, I guess everyone can rest easy...see, the guy just took it right out of the ground and they moved to...jeez, who wrote that one?

Umm...so, let's see. Oh, yeah! That's right! I forgot, Joe!

Joran van der Sloot got arrested! Seriously! Apparently, he murdered another some young woman in Peru. Strangled her to death.

Yep. And he's agreed to take police on a walkthrough the crime, but Joe, here's the funny part: It seems he's sort of subconciously admitting to the Natalee Holloway murder.

Well, they think that because when everyone got together for the start of the walkthrough, van der Sloot showed up in scuba gear.