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Johnboy3434
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Last Minute trip to london...advice?
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Date created
25-Jun-2009, 11:55 AM
digitalfreaknyc said:
So I'm taking a last minute trip to london. I'll be going a week from Friday.

Any suggestions on "must see" recommendations or where to stay? Good deals? I still haven't gotten a place to stay.

Any good Blu-ray shops or memorabilia shops that would have Star Wars stuff?

 

Well, I have some general warnings for you:

1.) If you're a prostitute, stay clear of this place called "Whitechapel". I hear the customers have a "murder and disembowel" fetish.

2.) There's some sort of nationwide conspiracy to sell people french fries when they ask for potato chips. Potato chipping technology must still be eluding them and they're too embarrassed to tell us.

3.) Ghosts have a bad habit of showing up and replaying your old Christmas memories when all you want is a good night's sleep.

4.) The orphans there are incredibly ungrateful, always asking for more.

5.) Don't smoke any cigarettes. They have homosexual connotations over there.

Well, that's all you really need to know.