Chyron knows there’s a God. He’s 100% certain of this. I know there aren’t any gods. I’m 100% certain of this as well.
How can you possibly know that? The only thing I find more unlikely than someone knowing for certain God exists is someone knowing for certain that gods don’t exist.
Basically via Occam’s Razor, but not even that philosophical. I am comfortable making the following statement:
There is absolutely, positively, not a giant pink-and-mauve duck flying in space, hidden in the dark side of the moon, with the capacity not only to survive in space, but also to be undetectable to any attempt to observe it.
Now, this duck, by its very definition, cannot be proven not to exist, yet I am absolutely certain that it does not.
Gods are far more implausible than the duck, so by extension I am certain that they also do not exist.
You do realize that the nature of God would be such that the odds are we can’t even conceptualize it, right?
As with the duck. It’s more of a wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey astro-duck. And it ain’t there.
God :
