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Pirates of the Caribbean and the Political Correctness Craze — Page 8

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Warbler said:

and I thought it was about some sort of x-rated movie and therefore didn’t even want to go into the thread. It was named " knick knack boobs" doesn’t that sound like porn to you?

Well yeah, but porn isn’t allowed on this web zone.

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Handman said:

Wow, this thread sucks.

It sucked from the first microsecond it was created.

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Warbler said:

and I thought it was about some sort of x-rated movie and therefore didn’t even want to go into the thread. It was named " knick knack boobs" doesn’t that sound like porn to you?

🤣 I’m dying…I have “This old man, he plays one…” in my brain.

The blue elephant in the room.

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Something that was never mentioned in the Knick Knack thread is that Warb’s recent assumption was actually correct. It was an animated porno before it was censored for theatrical exposition, and of course it was censored again later on. I have a fourth generation VHS dupe of the actual original cut, and let me tell you, it’s almost as good as the deleted Luke/Leia scene in ESB.

Army of Darkness: The Medieval Deadit | The Terminator - Color Regrade | The Wrong Trousers - Audio Preservation
SONIC RACES THROUGH THE GREEN FIELDS.
THE SUN RACES THROUGH A BLUE SKY FILLED WITH WHITE CLOUDS.
THE WAYS OF HIS HEART ARE MUCH LIKE THE SUN. SONIC RUNS AND RESTS; THE SUN RISES AND SETS.
DON’T GIVE UP ON THE SUN. DON’T MAKE THE SUN LAUGH AT YOU.

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Possessed said:

There was a deleted porn scene in esb?

Yes. It’s now lost, but you can find recreations all over the 'Net.

Many, many recreations.

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I’m sure they all start paja if he’s in the mood. He seems like the kind of guy that’s easily turned on.

Army of Darkness: The Medieval Deadit | The Terminator - Color Regrade | The Wrong Trousers - Audio Preservation
SONIC RACES THROUGH THE GREEN FIELDS.
THE SUN RACES THROUGH A BLUE SKY FILLED WITH WHITE CLOUDS.
THE WAYS OF HIS HEART ARE MUCH LIKE THE SUN. SONIC RUNS AND RESTS; THE SUN RISES AND SETS.
DON’T GIVE UP ON THE SUN. DON’T MAKE THE SUN LAUGH AT YOU.

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I’m opening a lawsuit against Disney for ruining all these things, I’ll keep you guys posted.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

END OF LINE

(It hasn’t happened yet)

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Class action! Count me in.

The blue elephant in the room.

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What I learned reading the last 8 pages:

Film posters are not movies.
Theme parks are not movies.

Now I want to know, are film posters theme parks?

Ceci n’est pas une signature.

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Frank your Majesty said:

What I learned reading the last 8 pages:

Film posters are not movies.
Theme parks are not movies.

Now I want to know, are film posters theme parks?

I don’t see why not.

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Theme parks were a lot better before they removed the guns.

Ceci n’est pas une signature.

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I’m going to go on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride and scream at the animatronics like I have schizophrenia. It’s my form of protest.

The Person in Question

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moviefreakedmind said:

I’m going to go on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride and scream at the animatronics like I have schizophrenia. It’s my form of protest.

Don’t forget to make a video of it. And also to film vertically.

TV’s Frink said:

chyron just put a big Ric pic in your sig and be done with it.

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chyron8472 said:

moviefreakedmind said:

I’m going to go on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride and scream at the animatronics like I have schizophrenia. It’s my form of protest.

Don’t forget to make a video of it. And also to film vertically.

Actually you shouldn’t film vertically. it might seem easier to hold your phone that way, but it is actually quite annoying to watch things that were filmed that way. There is a thing referred to as Vertical Video Syndrome and i fear you have it.