How about no one until we have proof?
You’ve missed the point.
which is?
It’s like the two doors puzzle, where one door always tells the truth, and the other door always tells lies. Except both doors always tell lies.
Those guys will drive you nuts, and you end up in a oubliette anyway. 😉Going through the oubliette was actually the correct way out. It’s just the door was hidden.
Which is why that dwarf who works for David Bowie is worth bribing. 😉